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-no one ever takes a shit, like go see a doctor.

-why are Harry's exes always 'blonde & bitchy' usually they are Caroline flack or t-swizzle

-you've never done this before have you? Louis asked liam
Nope Harold stretched me out. Liam claimed popping the "p"
Shove it in dammit zayn said holding the camera
Louis entered his dick into liam.
"Faster carrot faSTER" liam shouted.
"IM LEAVEing SOPhIA"

Just as louis pulled his badonkadonk out Sophia barged in.
ONLY I CAN PUT A DICK IN LIAM! she yelled as she pulled up her dress and her elephant cock knocked zayn down.

IM DEAD

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