-i was one of the few items of clothing in that laundry basket. Harry put me in the washer so gentle I quivered at his touch. Then he put me into the dryer so carefully. I think I'm in love. Then he took me out of the dryer and folded me so amazingly I think I'm in heaven. I am for sure in love with the man named Harry. Then he put me in the closet, that was the last time I saw him...
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