Sonic Six Feet Underground

Chapter 1.5: Shadow's Marriage

(Disney World 2012: Behind the Magic Kingdom) Wedding bells ring and 'Sonic' Maurice the Hedgehog is to be wed to King 'Mickey' Michael Mortimer Mouse. Sonic looks mickey dead in the eyes, his lust filling the room. "I'm gay if you'd like to know!" Sonic yelled out as he passionately kissed Mickey. "Wait, Sonic? You're gay?!" Mickey said with heavy emotion in his voice. "But Sonic, I'm Bi we can't marry each other!" Mickey runs away crying. Tails bursts into the altar, "GUYS WAIT I HAVE CORONA" He holds up his bottles of Corona Beer. "Tails! You're gonna give us the CoronaVirus! Thank god..." Shadow Said. "No, You can't shoot me down with your arrows of lies!" Later that day Tails died of the CoronaVirus. Shadow is thrown back as a threatening presence is making itself known. Footsteps echo throughout Magic Kingdom. "Oh no...It can't be..." Shadow said. Tails opens his eyes, suddenly alive. "You had to have said it, didn't you?" Shadow snapped at Tails. Zhan-Tiri rises out of the shadows. "T I M E T O D E S T R O Y C O R O N A" You can hear mickey clapping in the background. "Now we can get more people in the parks!" You can already feel the prices of the water bottles going up to $7 a bottle. Varian the Twink appears in a puff of smoke, holding a rolled up newspaper with something evidently written on it in blue sparkle sharpie. "I have it! The Final Incantation! Read it Shadow! Are you ready?" "Ready as I'll ever be" Shadow replied. Varian the Twink tossed the Newspaper at Shadow like a boomerang. "Varian, this says Sonic is a bitchass motherfucker--" "No! The other side, Shadow! Read it!" "The Final Incantation?" Cassandra said, suddenly there. Shadow flipped over the newspaper and began to read the incantation, "Xenoverse fix your game...Coronavirus is lame" The laugh bubbles from Sharkboy and Lavagirl began to rise around Shadow. The laugh bubbles form a sigil in front of Shadow. They fall to the ground FIZZLE "What-" Suddenly, they're in a Wizard101 arena. Zhan Tiri cheat casted a shadow spell, "YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS" Shadow was hit with Insane Bolt his pink tower shield shattering. He died on the spot.