Angrier Birds con Strawberry

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The walls came crashing down. Nobody saw it coming, not even the local fool, Strawberry. The birds were mad, but they had been angry since the day they were expelled from the eggs, they were now angrier birds. The citizens had seen the birds building that nasty slingshot, but nobody had the courage to face the stinky birds.

The first bird was massive, crashing right into the church. Oh god. The second was even bigger. But the biggest, angriest bird in the whole flock was a menace to society (but not Dennis). He had big angry blue feathers and a crooked beak with a sharp hook at the end just for the sake of being angry. He could peck anyone that walked into his path and they would run screaming for cover. This reputation was exactly what earned him the name Henry Danger.

He was the baddest bird in town, the baddest bird around. There he was, at the grocery store, walking around angrily to buy himself some angry eggs. That's right. The man eats eggs. When suddenly, from around the corner, he spots Strawberry, in the fruit aisle, looking at some melons. Strawberry, that fool, the town fool.

"Strawberry, you fool. What are you doing here," Henry squawked angrily.

"Hello Henry. Simply shopping for melons I am," Strawberry, that fool, said foolishly, eyes downcast.

Right then Henry began to get suspicious. Why couldn't the fool Strawberry look him in the eyes?

"Look me in the eyes you fool." He knew immediately it had been a mistake.

Strawberry the fool took a mere moment to gather himself and Henry saw the eyes that he could never forget. The eyes that came to him in nightmares. The eyes of Frodo. The man who killed Henry's father.

"Crotch Shot!" Frodo was on the floor, and Henry was the one who said crotch shot, but Strawberry did the action of it.

"Sir, ia wa s jus taking the ring... to ask for your wing in marriage." He was kneeling in front of Henry, mostly because of the crotch punch.

"You did great damage to the flock! You killed Kid Danger! My! Feather Father!"

"No."

"Dang, that wasn't you, I'm so embarrassed. Strawberry, pass me my hanky because I soaked it in fresh spring water, and it's sooo cold and it will feel nice on my blushing red embarrassed face. " Henry squealed because of his bird origins.

"I got a trademark for your name Henry Danger so we can now have the last name Danger ™ because the love is real and I'm Frodo baggins and baggins sounds really gross let's use your name but it has to be trademarked for mother to allow." Said frodo .

*five years later*

Frodo was at the store today. Like always.

He never seemed to mind leaving Henry Danger™ alone for hours at a time. Days, even.

Today was no different, so Henry Danger™ packed up his things. It was breaking his heart to stay when he knew that Frodo needed someone different to help him with his cannoli business. Henry Danger™ didn't know the first thing about cannolis, and he felt like a fool. So he packed his things. His things were bags of ice, and he had them because they were old house-warming gifts from three years ago. He was a sentimental old coot, and never got rid of them.

It was time to go. Frodo would return from the store soon, he guessed.

So he, Henry Danger™, would leave no trace behind. Everything was as it should be.