013 || oikawa could never

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y/n:
for reasons my dad is forgiven
kuroo:
oya? why what did he do thats so great?
y/n:
he brought me to get pickles
kuroo:
oh
kuroo:
thats cool
y/n:
ik oikawa and his succelent plant could never
y/n:
did i even spell it right
kuroo:
its succulent* but it works
y/n:
im just gonna call it the suck plant
kuroo:
i mean it works so
y/n:
there were suck plants but it reminded me of oikawa
y/n:
and oikawa insulted my taste in plants and pickles so
kuroo:
oikawa after seeing you call it a suck plant: 🧍‍♀️🔫✋🙎‍♂️
y/n:
LMAO
kuroo:
PLS THIS IS THE FIRST EMOJI JOKE THAT SOMEONE LAUGHED AT THAT ISNT LEV WHO LAUGHS AT EVERYTHING
y/n:
WHY IS THIS MAKING IT FUNNIER 😭🤚
kuroo:
I— THAT WASNT THE POINT BUT WOO!
lev:
i do not laugh at everything! >:(

a/n: that very much is pickles

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