you ran through the long hallway, but your short, thick thighs and gigantic ass weighed you down. you tripped over your own feet and fell face first into captain levi's 200 inch long mystical rod of despair.
"OI!!!!!!!!!!!👹👹👹👹👹👹 CADET!!!"
you got up and looked up at him(you are 3 foot 4 inches) and stared up into his dark ORBS. he gazed into your sapphire crystal emerald dandelion ocean blue e/c eyes.
"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-heicho!g-g-g-gomen🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" you stuttered.
he grabbed you by the chin, using a little too much force and you flew up through the ceiling into erwins office.
"y/n???? whats wrong????" erwin asked
you looked up at him with your silky flowy blonde daisy peach soft h/c hair.
"e-e-e-e-erwin 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please hold me🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" you say
"sorry cadet im gay" erwin says and goes back to reading. you burst into tears and run down the hallway , crashing into eren.
"Y/N 😡😡😡😡 WHO HURT YOU😡😡😡" he yelled
"oh eren😔😔😔i just want you to rail me with that 3000 foot long titan slab of meat😢😢😣😣" you cried into his chest.
he grabs your mouth and kisses you, sticking his wet MUSCLE into your WET CAVERN. he tastes like cheetos and garlic.
the end. ❤️❤️
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Fanfictioni wanna write a fanfic character x reader because im sick of reading these stories with characters that i cant relate to 😔enjoy
