Club Quarantine

SCENE 1: CLUB ENTRANCE
Keisha: (walks up to the door holding a child)
Bouncer: Oh you bought a child?
Keisha: Yea is that cool?
Bouncer: M hm, we got a closet for em. Give it to me
Keisha: (hands over the baby)
Bouncer: (tosses baby) Alright, put your arm out like an airplane
Keisha: (does the airplane pose)
Bouncer: (Sprays her in the front) Ight turn around
Keisha: (turns around)
Bouncer: (sprays her back side and moves to the side) Gon head
Keisha: Ayeee, lets get it
SCENE 2: THE BAR
Bartender: Wassup baby, what you want?
Keisha: Lemme get some Moscato
Bartender: Uhn uhn, you not putting yo lips on my glasses
Keisha: (scoffs) What y'all got den?
Bartender: A juice box
Keisha: Bruh you got wine, moscato, and some other alcohol right behind you.
Bartender: You right. MY wine, MY moscato, MY other alcohol.
Keisha: Yall really doing too much. How much is the lil juicy juice
Bartender: 1 roll of tissue
Keisha: (goes in bag and hands her the tissue)
Bartender: (grabs juice box)
Keisha: You just not gon wear gloves or wash ya hands?
Bartender: Girl this my house I know im clean
Keisha: (snatches juice) Yea whateva
SCENE 3: DANCE FLOOR
Keisha: (is dancing when a dude walks up)
Derek: Hey, uhm I was looking for something have you seen it?
Keisha: What are you looking for sir (rolls eyes)
Derek: I lost my number...Can I have yours?
Keisha: Oop, not you tryna flurr
Derek: Fr, lemme get ya number
Keisha: I guess (starts to put number in phone)
Dejah: (across the room) I know dang- (walks over) So this what we doing now D
Derek: Omg. Dejah what are you doing here?
Dejah: So you cheating now??
Keisha: Oop
Derek: We are not together!!!
Dejah: Yes we is, yes we is. Because you left you sock at my house last week
Keisha: Uhn uhn, yall doing a lil too much for me
Dejah: Child shut up!
Keisha: Girl I will real deal slide you
Dejah: Whats up den?!
Keisha: Lets get it (puts on hand sanitizer)
Dejah: (rubbing hands together) Say no more!
Keisha: (start swinging)
Dejah: (swinging)
Keisha: (still swinging)
Dejah: (pulls hair)
Keisha: not..you..pulling..hair (still swinging)
Dejah: Yep..and..what
Keisha: (knocks Dejah down)
Dejah: get..off..of me..
Keisha: (keep swinging on top of her/gets up and stomps her)
Dejah: GIRL STOP!
Keisha: (pulls off) Now stop playing wit me
Derek: Dang girl you strong
Keisha: Uhn uhn, you got too much drama going on
Derek: You serious?!
Keisha: As serious as corona (turns off) WHERE MY BABY AT!?
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