Kerry x V:Olives

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Back at the Eurodyne residence we have Kerry depressed and lonely since his lover left to do that one finale job, whatever that is and now on to Kerry

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Back at the Eurodyne residence we have Kerry depressed and lonely since his lover left to do that one finale job, whatever that is and now on to Kerry.

 Kerry: ever since that gonk who I love so much left to complete his last hit I have been so lonely and depressed. Right now I'm drinking a martini to help me cope since v not around, right as I was about to have a drink I realized something "Ah I'm about to drink my martini without a olive that is literally the ultimate combo we better go to the fridge and grab olive".

Kerry: So I made U-turn to the fridge to grab an olive, once he made it to the kitchen he walked to the fridge open it and notice their was no olives at all.

Kerry: "Dammit" "how come every time I'm about to grab something from the kitchen it's either the cabinets are empty or the fridge is completely baron but hey my liquor cabinet is always full, yay(meaning it sarcastically)".

Kerry: Since I had no olives I decided "screw it" and downed the whole martini, since I had my daily medicine, I decided to watch the season finale of  "Little Big Corporates" to burn time. While I was watching my show in my robe almost naked, I started remembering the first time I met V, well you can say "Love at First Shot", on that day when I was in the shower and heard someone playing one of my many guitars I bolted out of the bathroom with my robe, underwear and gun while still being wet, funny thing is I didn't know if the gun was loaded or not.

Kerry: And reasons I had the gun with me in the shower in the first place was some random paparazzi, fan or journalist started spreading rumors around about my suicide attempt which some people commented about it saying it was a publicity stunt while others say it was cry for help or that I wanted attention. Honestly I gave a flying fuck about what the public thought about me I just wanted all of it to end so on the day I was in the shower with my gun was the last day of Kerry Eurodyne until I met V and everything changed.

Kerry: Back to almost shooting V , after I was partially clothed gun in hand and pointing at my intruder was when one: definitely my type, two: fine as fuck and three: would most definitely bend over for him. If I wasn't pissed and at clear range about shoot him until I heard an old song that I haven't heard in a long time.

Kerry: And my response was "Who the fuck?" then the next thing I say was "Keep playin" while still having my gun pointed at him.

Kerry: And my response was "Who the fuck?" then the next thing I say was "Keep playin" while still having my gun pointed at him

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