DAY 0:
Dear Diary, I've entered this new world. I need to find my brother whose been kidnapped by a monster!
DAY 1:
Dear Diary, This world is- SHUT IT PAIMON! I mean, this world is very interesting. There is this girl-like boy who wants to save a dragon and there is that red and blue haired brothers who keep fighting. It's pretty cute ain't it? SHUT IT PAIMON I AIN'T TALKING TO YOU!
DAY 1.5:
Dear Diary, I've saved that dragon and now I'm going to liyue. This is so damn fun! I've heard there are some characters with upcoming banners and I'll waste my life to ge- AHEM, I mean I gotta try and find my brother.
DAY 2:
COME ON PAPA ZHONGLI PLEASE COME HOME! damn it, gotten my 6th chongyun consolation. I might actually run out of primos before I even reach pity. OH SHI- I mean, I've met this fatui guy called tar- ... ta- ... TAR TAR-TAGLIA LOVER OF SNEZHNAYAN QUEEN. Shit what is happening to me... What was my objective again? Right, getting papa zhongli The CEO of geo.
DAY 3:
"CONQUERER OF TOFU IS HOME BABYYYYYYYYYYYY" is my biggest dream ever. Huh? what paimon? my brother? Ugh shut up paimon or you will become xiao's breakfast tofu. I told you already, I'll go and look for my brother when inazuma comes out of oblivion.
DAY 4:
VENTI AND FRICKING TARTAGLIA WILL COME HOME THIS TIME BABYYYYY! Shit, got another mona conscelation. Well there goes my pity because of mona for THE THIRD FUCKING TIME!
DAY 5:
Primos. Gone. Mora. Gone. What is this pain I'm feeling? Why is no daddy coming home to fullfill my sad desires? Even when I get them at second pity, what is the point? What's life? Why am I here? I wonder... Oh, I know, IT'S BECAUSE ZHONGLI IS GONNA HAVE A F%£#ING RERUN LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
DAY 6:
KAZU KAZU WOOF WOOF BARF BARF AHHHHH DA-- What the hell do you want paimon?! "Hey... Do you remember Aether?" Who? Ah, him?? Kazuha? "No dum brain, Your damn brother!" Paimon.... GO AND KILL YOUR SEL- Ahem ahem, miss paimon, I will for sure look for my brother after going to Inazuma. I will assure you that I will not be easily swayed by the archon, or any of her people. It's a promise!
