Day 0:
Dear diary, today I will finally try to countinue my search for my lost brother. I have stumbled across a very tall man that looks like Tartaglia, and was rest assured that he is indeed a 4 star that is easily gained. I pray to god I will reach for the stars, and for hell, to find my own brother in this messy world called Teyvat. Hey, IS THAT A MOTHERFLIPPING CRYO SAMURAI GIRL???
Day 1:
After many of my tries, it seems it is not possible to find my brother here. The archon is mentally ill and cannot respond to my questions, while Signora went to hell. Yae Miko is double mentally ill and now wants me to not only countinue work for her, but also go to sumaru to find my brother. I'm starting to question the sincerity of these people, especially because that pink hair lady is being all bitchy around me. But, I will hope to find him. Find... WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FLIP???? THIS IS HOW THE ARCHON PLAYS??????!!!!!!?!?!?!?@?@??1111•♡\¡¡●♡▪︎♡□}|♡|°♤{'~}}2}3|}599293}<
Day 2:
Tartaglia, my love. Come home or else I beat paimon to shreds. Tar tar, My Tar tar. I need help and therapy.
Day 3:
Albedo? More like alBAYdo!!! Send help. Alright alright... dear diary, I think I'm getting even closer to find my brother. Yes, closer to hit pity! Mihoyo sucks major shmuck, They ain't giving me nothin. How can i have all these husbandos and waifus if I only get 60 primos a day? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SAVE??? WHO DA HELL DO YOU THINK I AM??????????? wait. I can just spend my money... oh.
Day 4:
My rent has not been payed, I have no food and I haven't changed my clothes in ages. I just have... i have. I MUST GET SHENHE. I HAVE TO. I HAAAAAAA--
Day 5:
What a lovely meat. It tastes so nice, so fresh. I haven't eaten anything. Want a peice of it yae miko?
"What the hell is that." Yae miko says.
Oh, It's just some fresh h u m a n m e a t.
"What the hell?! Who did you cook????" She says.
Her. I cooked her. It tastes so great, so nice. It's sooo fresh, yae. So fresh.
"You need help." Yae miko says.
Help? I don't need help if I have you. Hehehe. Heeeheehee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA alright serious note to author, What the f@#£ are you writing?? And you reader, why the hell are you reading this?
Day 6:
Ayato? More like AYAYAYA ok stop with these cringy jokes. I finally went into the chasm, and now with all seriousness, I feel I can finally find my brother. He will be found.
Day 7:
Damn. That was actually quite a good story, Gotta give you props mihoyo. First time I actually liked all of the characters. Even... AHEM AHEM. Paimon was good. Yes, I think I went full insane this time. Xiao, Yelan, Itto, and kuki. I'LL SKIP MY RENT JUST FOR GETTING ALL OF YALL 6TH CONST--
Day 8:
I am starting to feel a bit more responsible these days, especially after loosing my house due to not paying rent. Mihoyo clearly made this game for the sake of drugging people into buying each stuff, And if I went to countinue enjoying my journey, I have to be responsible. I shouldn't spend much money, I shouldn't argue on the internet with a bunch of discord moderators on which character is the greatest, and I should for once touch grass. SSSSSIIIIIIKEEEEE!! Its kazuha rerun bit%£, I'll starve to death just for him!
TO BE COUNTINUED.
