behold me being weird

nicknames feat. my family

okay nicknames are weird as fuck

cause theres ones like

my mom calling me monkey because i have abnormally long toes, liked to climb, was born in the year of the monkey and my first word was banana

and then theres ones like

my mom: *is really tired and talking to me and my sisters* okay Siobhan you and your sister fuck i mean sib goddamnit sibling

my sisters: *latch onto my moms verbale  screw up and start calling me Sib*

and then

me: so im a lazy shit who cant decide between two names for my prefered name so ya can call me Dec or Jack

my friends: DJ

me: okay lol

and then

me: my friends started calling me DJ

my sister Rhiannon: DJ SIB

my dad: thats not a bad dj name

and then theres just me being stupid and calling my sisters Ree-Roo and Shawny Bonnie because fuck it their my lil sisters and i will give them cute and nonsensical nicknames

on of my sisters used to be nicknamed Big Headed Baby and just yeah.... shes grown into her body proportions now though so it no longer really fits

and then Shawny is called Peanut shes real short and afraid of dogs cause we had the big standard poodle who had bad eyesight and he would get really excited and run her over basically i would kill a puppy to protect my sister because its my job to annoy and scare them