Jonah- Geez, I know you're pissed at me for mentioning your mom like that, but we have a project to finish.
Jonah- C'mon, Mel, I was just joking. I didn't think you would get so upset. You were cool about it before.
Jonah- I don't need another zero in English. Let's get this project done. It's due tomorrow.
Jonah- Fine. Guess I can just tell Principal Hefner about your addiction tomorrow morning.
Mel- I've already done the assignment and put your name on it. Stop texting me.
Jonah- I'm sorry for insulting her like that.
Mel- This number is no longer available. Contant AT&T for support tips.
Jonah- You spelled 'contact' wrong, genius.
Jonah- I broke up with Lyssa.
Mel- Well, whoop-dee-doo. You did the most basic, human act. You deserve a Nobel Peace Prize.
Jonah- You were right. This also means you don't have leverage over me. 2-0, Park.
Mel- Give me your email so I can send you the speaking points.
Jonah- ILoveBigBoobs@gmail.com.
Five minutes later
Jonah- Okay. It's HillyBoy548@gmail.com.
Mel- That's a stupid email address.
Jonah- You're a stupid email address
Mel- That makes no sense. I just sent the email.
Four minutes later
Jonah- I would never say 'idiosyncratic.'
Mel- I don't care. If you don't like it, dumb it down for yourself.
Jonah- But what about the end of the book? It's not covered in my part?
Mel- It's in mine. I'll talk about it, so don't worry your pretty little head.
Jonah- Yeah, I am pretty gorgeous, aren't I?
Twenty-two minutes later
Jonah- Guess I left you speechless. 'Night.
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Ivory Child ✔️
Mystery / ThrillerWhat happens when the perfect student meets the boy that can cause a school to fall apart? When the school's local stoner gets murdered, it's up to Mel Park, a frenemy of Jonah's, to help bring his killer to justice. The only problem is... she has...
