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So after u started dating jessica she invites u to her house to play minecraft w her. Obviously cuz ur broke u accepted (get it ig).
After playing for 4h (omg such a gangster), u both see that the sun has set. Cuz Jessica is super nice, she proposes u sleep at her house today. After giving u some of her clothes, u sit on the couch next to each other (btw u are very very close). She lets u pick a movie to watch, and u choose Monster High cuz u simp for the characters (idek if that would count as cheating help??!?!).
U watched half of the movie before taking a break to go get more popcorn and drinks (and to pee). When Jessica and u were ready to continue where u left off, a window broke and an old man appeared.
He was quite strange. His shirt said "I <3 Jessica". Seemed like a creepy pedo. His head...was just an orange w eyes, nose, mouth. He was staring at jessica w a visible blush on his face. U were disgusted.
After what seemed like an eternity, he finally decided to speak. — Uh.. H-Hi... No one answered. — So I came here to ask Jessica a favor.. — How did u find my address? U still weren't saying anything. — It's a long short story but basically u got doxxed and i found the address while trying to find information on u. — Um. Okay?? But why did u came here?? What do u want me to do for u?? — I wanted to fuck u. But getting fucked by u would be fine too. (dont sue me its just a joke <\3 ) — ARE U INSANE?? CAN'T U SEE I HAVE A SEXC PARTNER RIGHT NEXT TO ME? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW OR I'LL CALL THE COPS. — B-but. — THERE'S NO BUT.
The stranger sighed and ran to the window. He jumped and got out of there.
Jessica looked at u, w a loving expression on her face. — I love u Y/N. — I love u too Jessica.
U continued watching ur movie forgetting what just happened w that creep. From times to times ur lover would kiss u, which usually would lead to multiple make out sessions. But u weren't complaining either.
NOTE: UM AHA IF U KNOW ME, NO U DONT. ALSO DONT SUE ME PLS. ILY AHA.
