When they finally arrived, they had the best time in their lives!
They forgot everything about japan and what's there.
They were at home.
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Oikawa : Im more then straight
Atsumu : Ding Dong you are wrong!
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Sugawara : Atsumu is Heterosexual
Kageyama : Say that to the Dick he sucked last night!
Sugawara : Oikawa! I gotta tell you something!
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Kyotani : Captain just Trust your gut
Oikawa : MadDog-Chan I have anxiety, my gut always tell me to abort mission
Oikawa : Wish my mom listened to it
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Watari : You're no fun Atsu
Atsumu : I was never fun
Oikawa : Tobio says otherwise
Atsumu : You little-
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Tendou, from the front door : Im here!
Watari, from the garden : Im a deer!
Lev, from the living room : Im queer!
Oikawa, from the floor : And I live in existential fear!
Atsumu, from the kichen : Im aware.
Sugawara : Hahahahaha!!
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Moniwa : Oikawa come out!
Oikawa : Im pan!
Literally everyone : We know!
Moniwa : ... I meat from the bathroom, but we support you!
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Oikawa : THE HELL DID YOU DO?!?
Tendou : If I tell you will you stop being mad?
Oikawa : YES!
Tendou : Well i was minding my own business-
Oikawa : BULLSHIT!!
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Terushima : Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's, DAISHOU FUCKING SUGURU HAVIN A NOSEBLEED BECOUSE OIKAWA SMILED.
Oikawa : Wha-
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Tendou : Who's your type Lev?
Lev : Red hair, insecure, sweet, smart, a pain in the ass sometimes, loves volleyball and kind of dumb.
Tendou : Wow that sounds a lot like me!
Lev : Did I mention dumb?
Tendou : Yes?
Lev : Ok, just making sure.
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Kuroo : Bitch, fight me like a man!
Daishou : I go by they/them...
Kuroo : Fuck, my bad
Kuroo : Fight me like a person!
Daishou : Thank you
Oikawa : That's normal.
Kita : Im scared.
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Moniwa : Where's Kawa?
Terushima : Somewhere disappointing god.
Daichi : I-
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Lev : A human heart costs more then ten billion yen
Oikawa : And?
Lev : And I give him mine for free! That ungrateful bastard!
Oikawa : Ok....
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Tendou : How do I ask someone out.
Atsumu : Well you see when they say be yourself?
Tendou : Yes?
Atsumu : Well don't do that.
Tendou : I-
Oikawa : LMAO
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Bokuto : Why would anyone want to hurt Kuroo?
Daishou : Becouse they met him.
Kuroo : HEY!
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Kuroo : You know when I met you I didn't like you
Daishou : Im know, i felt the same
Kuroo : But then we got to spend time together
Daishou : mm?
Kuroo : Nothing changed.
Daishou : Good.
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Oikawa : Dehydrated? Just drink water.
Tendou : Ok?
Oikawa : Want a clear skin? Just drink water.
Lev : Yeah?
Oikawa : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.
Atsumu : I-
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Lev : Our heart says yes-
Atsumu : But Kawa says no-
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Daichi : How's it like to work with our team members
Oikawa : Immagine working with normal and calm people
Kita : Ok?
Oikawa : Now throw that idea out of the window
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Atsumu : You know Tobio you remind me of medusa
Kageyama : Why?
Atsumu : Because every time I look into your eyes i turn rock hard
Kageyama : I-
Oikawa & Sugawara : Get you hand away from my child!
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Kageyama : You know Tsukishima remind me of the sea
Daichi : Why?
Kageyama : Because his full of salt and scares people
Daichi : Can't say no
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Chaos Captains {Haikyuu}
Fiksi PenggemarOikawa Torū created a group chat with the others volleyball captain, he wanted to make everyone be friends. He would never have knew what the group chat would do to they're lives
