Quick note MC is a boy for this chapter, if your MC not a boy or you're not a boy. I apologize but the song fits better if MC is a boy.
Belphegor: Has anyone seen Beelzebub?, we were supposed to go to Hell's kitchen
Satan: He said he had last minute practice
Beelzebub: Sorry I just got done with practice, I'll be home soon
Barbatos: Luke I found a new recipe for a cake, would you like to come over to the castle to help me make it?
Luke: Simeon can I go over? 🥺👉👈
Simeon: Of course Luke, I'll drop you off
Leviathan: Has anyone seen MC, he promised to we'd this new anime
MC: Dear Solomon We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy
And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
Lucifer: MC watch your tone and don't say such things in the group chat
Satan: Private messages exist for a reason
MC: Why would you write that?
Mammon: What ya mean Human?, you just wrote it
Asmoedus: I'm just telling the truth
Satan: So it was Asmo who wrote that
Diavolo: Hmm makes perfect sense
MC: This needs to be perfect. These emails have to prove that we were friends.
MC: Just- I'll do it
Belphegor: What do you mean?, Need to prove you and Solomon were friends?
Barbatos: Yes, what do you mean by that MC?
MC: I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard
Asmoedus: Hard?
Satan: I'm lost
Leviathan: Me too
MC: Has been bad
Asmoedus: Bad?
MC: Has been rough
Asmoedus: Kinky!
Lucifer: Asmoedus stop we're trying to figure out what MC trying to say, stop making everything sexual
MC: And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Asmoedus: Very specific
MC: Shut up!
Diavolo: I'm confused, is MC trying to write an email to Solomon, or?
Satan: I assume that's what happening, but Asmoedus is helping him
Belphegor: But he's just criticizing him about everything
MC: I like my parents
Asmoedus: Who says that?
MC: I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright
YOU ARE READING
Obey me texting stories
FanfictionThis book would most likely just be MC pulling lyric pranks on the rest, requests are open
