Stole Her Body: Sakura Haruno (UP FOR ADOPTION)

Im Sakura?!

 Two weeks after I was reborn (waa) I figured out that I was in a japanese household, specifically a traditional one. After a few days of figuring out what time period I was in, I figured out that I wasn't in one. To put it simply, I lived in a time that didn't even exist. To simplify it further, I lived in a fictional story. Specifically Naruto. I- Honestly right now, I want nothing more than to pull my hair out- Ahem, not that I had any- and have some free time, by some, I mean a lifetime worth of free time. I mean seriously! How would you react if you died and got reincarnated into a fictional world with no rules of physics whatsoever?

 And guess what, I was reborn as Sakura Haruno. Yep! The Sakura Haruno. As in one of the main protagonists in the anime and manga series Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto.The first time I learnt this, I bailed my eyes out. Sakur- I mean - my parents thought something was wrong with me and started to pull their hair out. I'm going to be honest it was pretty funny seeing adults acting like a bunch of kids that were left in an aisle filled with chocolate wrappers that were empty.

 Okay, back to business, I am now Sakura Haruno of Konohagakure and I have 2 choices. Stay the annoying, and utterly useless kunoichi she was in the anime or become a (Badass) Kunoichi and (Fuck) up the plot! The answer is obvious! Become a (badass) Kunoichi and (fuck) up the plot!!! If I was given another chance at life, why not use it to the fullest potential? I started watching Naru- wait a minute, who am I even talking to?- anyway, as I was saying..... I'm doing it again!!! Alright! I talk to myself alright! It's not that weird!..... Ya... nevermind it is. ANYWAY i'm going to keep talking like this so dont judge me!... whoever you are... Like I said, I started watching Naruto when I was 11 and I was instantly hooked. I finished Naruto and Shippuden and I am currently in the middle of Boruto, BUT my HORRIBLE luck made me die at the young age of 19. .... You know what... I'm just gonna shut down and think about my life... so bye, to the totally imaginary person i'm talking to!

 So, now what? All I can do is Sleep, Cry, Drink, repeat. Maybe I should write it down. Wait, nevermind, i'll just keep the stuff in my brain because of my fingers and blotchy eyesight.... Yawn.. I'm getting sleepy..... I'm just going to sleep for a while...

'I guess my baby brain can't process what's going on huh? I guess it is a bit too small for a 19 year old' 

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>Time Skip (6 Months)<><><><><><><><><><><><><>

October. This is the month that the Yondaime and Kushina-sama are going to die. It is also the month of Naruto's birth and the Kyuubi's resealment into naruto.

 And what am I doing now? Nothing. I am laying on the floor staring at the ceiling planning my future. I feel guilty and sad, but there nothing I, a 6 months old baby, can do. I can't just tell them this is going to happen. Imagine what would happen if I did. They would all come for me. Danzo, Orochimaru, Madara, Akatsuki, Zetsu, Kaguya. I would rather not paint a target on my back, Thank-you-very-much. 

I am finally learning to walk upright now. I'm also learning to say small words. My vocal chords were not fully developed before, but they are now. I'm planning to say my first word pretty soon. Maybe next week. I'm not going to say complex words just yet though. It would bring too much suspicion. For now i'm sticking with small words like Mama and Dada. 

I was taken out side a few times in the period of my rebirth in this world. Its was amazing! I couldn't walk yet but I think having a higher view on Sakur- sorry, My dads is much better. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and people were going about their day day without a care in the world. The hokage mountain was truly beautiful. I was shocked... and maybe probably cried because I refused to believe that I was in Naruto....