Glowing Surprise- A DreamNotFound Fanfic

Dream Condoms

     T'was a cool and calm Saturday night, a slight breeze blowing into a dim apartment through an open window. Inside said room sat a peculiar man, spread out on his bed, something in hand. He read the writing on the back of the package, saying aloud, "Glow in the dark Dream condoms... Limited edition, fits most sizes."

     The man cocked an eyebrow at this, thinking, "Most sizes eh? We'll see about that." The man, whose name being George, let out a hearty laugh, murmuring to himself, "Well, see, I am quite large. I highly doubt something in such a small package could hold such a massive shlong such as mine."

     The George stood up, removing his black skinny jeans and blue boxer-briefs, leaving them a discarded mess on the floor at the foot of his bed. He lay back down on his silk sheets, the memory-foam mattress adjusting to his slim body and curved features. It was quite comfy. He gently peeled off the seal to the box, pulling out a small square-shaped envelope, which revealed a lime green luminescent object, slick and flexible in George's dainty hands. He stretched and admired the object, taking notice of a small black smiley face printed onto the condom. He scoffed, still doubting that such a minuscule object could sustain such a stupendous cock such as his.

     George adjusted his member, which was a whopping 2 inches long. To most, this would be pathetic, but to George, who has never seen another dick in his life, it was rather large. Such a shame no one had told him otherwise. He flopped his penis around in a circular motion as if it was a helicopter blade. A smirk was present on his beautiful face, which was completely void of any imperfections. He stretched the condom a bit, genuinely thinking that was needed. The George was not planning to have sex with another person tonight- not only because he was a virgin- but also because he just wanted to jack off. When he did do such unthinkable acts, he used a condom to avoid a mess he normally then have to clean.

     He fiddled with the condom a bit, before slowly pulling it on. He frowned a bit when he noticed he only had to unravel it about a third of the way. It also was very spacious, like dressing a baby in a grown man's suit. Though, George ignored this aspect; still unashamed and quite proud of his, what he thought to be, above-average cock, when in reality it was quite the opposite.

A/N- sorry to anyone reading this who has a 2-inch dick or less :(

     Other than the spacious aspect, the condom was that of a higher quality. The harsh green glow and contrasting black smiley face added a peaceful setting, somewhat calming the 24-year-old, reminding him of someone he longed to be with, someone he had not yet had the pleasure to meet. He started stroking his schlort (A/N: see what I did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)), starting slow and massaging the tip. He let out a hushed moan, not wanting to disturb his next-door neighbors. He threw his head back in pure pleasure, his hand gliding up and down the meager member. A small drop of precum was starting to form slowly but surely, the condom quick to catch it. Before long, he was going at an immeasurable pace, his breathing became labored and the air in the room growing thicker and warmer. But what George didn't notice was the increasing glow radiating off of the condom, its light becoming more lipid and stunning. George cracked an eye open at the sudden light, and before he could finish, the condom was ripped off of his dick, leaving him swollen and flustered. He stared in awe, the phosphorescent light protruding off of the condom, the smiley face never more visible.

     From the opening of the condom emerged a large figure. Dirty-blond hair was swept over his freckled face, the freckles like little stars in the vast expanse of a galaxy. Half-lidded green eyes met George's hazy brown, leaving George more flustered than he already was, if possible. The man was hunched over, his own massive shlong thrown over his shoulder, the lime green condom barely covering the tip. The man strained under the weight of his swollen dick, but his muscled arms and toned abs proved he was used to this. George hardly paid attention to the man, more focused on his throbbing red cock. It had to be at least two feet long, his ball sack being a little less than half that. The tip was red and swollen, and sweat was dripping down every crevice of the man.