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kinkunikage (bubblegum bitch)

Kindaichis birthday was just around the corner, and his boyfriends kunimi and Kageyama we're almost done preparing their special surprise.

They had been working on this for a month now trying to get it perfect. They had asked Sugawara and oikawa for help since they knew the most about this stuff. Now they just had to preform it.

"kindaichi chan! Come here" oikawa said to his kohai as he was walking down the hall, today was his birthday so he assumed it was just to wish him and thats it but when he stopped oikawa grabbed his arm and someone behind him put a blindfold on him. He really thought his senpai was about to kidnap him

"Hey wha-?!" Kindaichi was cut off as he was pulled through the halls and into a room of some sort. He was still on school grounds but not in side the school it's self, he believed be was in the gym but why? Practice hasn't even started yet! Oikawa took of his blind fold and moved out of the way to show the gym but it was dark and the stage was all set up like a party was about to happen. Kindaichi noticed the faint purple lights by the stage but still couldn't put together whats happeing.

Suddenly the curtains opened and he saw his boyfriends on the stage beside two polls and in very revealing clothing. Suddenly the lights because brighter and the music started.

(Italics underlined=kags bold italics= kunimi italics bold and underline is both)

Got a figuer like a pin up,  got a figure like a doll don't care of you think I'm crime I don't care at all candy bear sweetie pie wanna be adored!  I'm the boy you'd die for! 

Kunimi and Kageyama strated singing while dancing on poles. They moved their body's together and it are kindaichi so horny, oikawa had sat kindaichi down in a from row seat and then went back stage where his boyfriend Suga was waiting for him to help with the lights and sound.

I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out! Cause that's what young love is all about! So pull me closer and kiss me hard! I'm gonna pop your bubble gum heart!

This is when kindaichi realized this was his birthday present, and he liked it.

I'm miss suger pink liquor liquor lips, hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss!

Kindaichi was blushing so hard at his boyfriends who were still going at their show dancing on the polls and making out from time to time to me kindaichi even more hard.

I'm miss suger pink liquor liquor lips! I'm gonna be your bubble gum bitch! I'm gonna be your bubble gum bitch!

Kindaichi was pretty much drooling over his boyfriends at this point as he twirled around the polls, all he want Ed to do was jump on their and fuck them but he waited till the show was over.

Queentex latex I'm your wondermaid life gave me some lemons So i made some lemonade

Soda pop soda pop baby here I come straight to number one~

Oh dear diary I met a boy he made my dull hear light up with joy oh dear diary we fell apart welcome to the life of Electra heart!

I'm miss suger pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss I'm miss suger pink liquor liquor lips I'm gonna be your bubble gum bitch I'm gonna be your bubble gum bitch!

Kindaichi was just about ready to run up there and grab his boyfriends but he then realized he was restrained to the chair.
Suddenly the two boys jumped off the stage a s began to touch kindaichi, like he was one of those really hot jocks with all the girls all over him. Kindaichi felt hot and wanted to grab Kageyama who was sitting on his lap.

I think I want your your amarican tan~~ I think your gonna be my biggest fan!~ ohohoh

I'm miss suger pink liquor liquor lips! Hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss! I'm miss suger pink liquor liquor lips! I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch in gonna be your bubble gum bitch!

(I'm not doing the full thing cause I'm lazy)

As they finished singing they unlocked kindaichi from the restraints and as soon as they did kindaichi grabbed the two and ran to the locker room.

Let's just say the two were sore for a little, with Kageyama being the most sore cause if a sore throat, back, ass and knees. While kindaichi was begging kunimi to let him hug him again but kunimi kept saying no as his back and ass hurt like hell.

Bonus

"That was great boys!" Oikawa and Suga said to their kohais. They had asked them to help make a dance for kindaichi but they didn't realize it would be so sexual. Then again what were they to expect they were asking the biggest wine aunts in Japan.

Now Kageyama was home sore and kunimi was home because of a sore back.

The end

This is the last chapter if this sorry I'm sorry but that's that im pretty done with this story but thank you for reading!

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