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✨Incorrect Quotes✨

(Song: Bubblegum-Animal Crossing)

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Tommy: Whaddaya call a fish with no eye?
Dream, not looking up from reading a book: Myxine Circifrons
Tommy:
Tommy: fsh

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Tommy: am I going too far?
Dream: no, no, no. You went too far 17 hours ago, now you're going into exile.

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Tommy: I learned some very valuable lessons from this
Dream: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on lessons you actually should've taken away
Tommy: Death isn't real, and I am basically god

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Tommy: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Dream: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'
Tommy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Tommy, after being found at Techno's house: I can explain
Dream: Can you?
Tommy: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie

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Sapnap: sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container
Dream: the cow???
Sapnap: what?
George: Dream, W H Y?

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*Sapnap and Dream sitting in jail together*
Dream: so who do we call?
Sapnap: I would call George, but I feel safer in jail.

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Tommy: How do I deal with my enemies?
Techno: kill them
Tommy: that's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Techno: kill them only a Little?

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Tommy: *kicks door down looking panicked*
Techno: What did you do?
Tommy: nobody died.
Techno: WHAT KIND IF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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George: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10?
Sapnap: Next time you work out do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cache instead of a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Dream: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't-

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Sapnap: would you stab your friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
Dream: you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house
George: you can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million
Dream: good thinking

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Sapnap: what if Inpress the brake and the gas at the same time?
Dream: the car takes a screenshot
George: for the last time, get the duck out.

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Sapnap, texting Dream: Dream! Help, I'm being kidnapped!
Dream: where are you?
Sapnap: I'm with some strange person in a car!
Dream: give me a second, I'll call George.
George, answering his phone: hello?
Dream: where's Sapnap? he texted me
that he's being kidnapped.
George: Sapnap? What do you mean, he's right next to me-
George;
George: I'll call you back *hangs up*
George: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Sapnap: WHO ARE YOU?!

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*Dreamteam getting into the car*
Sapnap: I'm driving
Dream, out of view: Shotgun!
George, turning to face Dream: Aww! But you had it on the way he-
Sapnap and George: WHOA-
Dream, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *pumps shotgun*

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*Wilbur cooking*
Phil: Any chance that's for me?
Wilbur: It's for Techno. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Tommy: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.