Lovable Idiot (Okuyasu x Reader)

4-Death

Y/N POV

"So it seemed like the stand that had possessed the robber..." Your brother said while fixing his hair, you were just trying to get yours to lay flat, "Or rather, it was just in his body. It didn't attack me or Y/N."

You couldn't hear what Jotaro was saying on the other end of the line, but you were getting increasingly frustrated with your hair. You eventually just threw the hairbrush on the counter with a huff.

"No I didn't see him." Josuke said, also getting frustrated with his hair.

Just by looking at him, you could assume his hair wasn't setting right.

"Huh? Right now?" Your brother suddenly piped up.

"What? Is Jotaro wanting to come over or something?" You asked as you leaned on the bathroom counter.

Josuke looked at you and nodded his head slightly, trying not to mess up his hair. 

You raised an eyebrow as Josuke lowered his hairbrush, was he getting instructions or something?

"Hold on a second. I haven't told our mom about you yet." You snatched the phone from your brother who tried to grab it back, but you already started speaking.

"Our Mom's pretty tough, but she's still in love with Joseph Joestar." You said with a slight glare, "She even cries when she thinks about him. I promise she'll know who you are with one look."

"Josuke, Y/N, where did this picture come from?" You heard your mother call from the kitchen, causing you to lean out of the bathroom to look at her, Josuke did the same thing.

"This is the milkman from earlier..." Your mother continued as a scowl formed on both of your faces, "Do you two know him?"

You and Josuke gasped as you saw the small water stand creep inside your mother's mouth.

"Hey Josuke, Y/N, what's wrong?" Your mother asked.

"Crap! We were too late." You said as you emptied a glass bottle.

"O just saw that thing go into our mom's mouth from the coffee!" You said, handing your brother the now empty bottle, simultaneously slamming the phone back on the receiver. 

Both you and Josuke started walking towards your mom. You were standing a little bit behind Josuke, not wanting to get in the way of what he was about to do.

"Do you two want some coffee too?" Your mom asked as she stood up.

'Yeah, sure. Could you put in some milk and sugar for me?" Josuke said with a disinterested tone.

"Me too please!" You said with your normal enthusiasm to not raise any suspicions. 

"Milk and sugar, right?" Your mom asked as Josuke stood behind her, quickly summoning his stand.

You watched, in not that much shock, as Josuke punched through your mother. Crazy Diamond crushed the bottle in an instant. In another instant, everything was fixed and the water based stand was trapped inside the bottle.

You and Josuke walked away as if nothing happened, and your mom didn't seem to notice either.

"Was it milk and sugar you two?" Your mom asked as the toast popped up.

"Yeah." You and Josuke called, Josuke picking up the phone.

"Hello? Jotaro?" Your brother said into the phone as he handed you the bottle with the stand in it.

A shit eating grin appeared on your face as you violently shook the bottle. 

"We caught the stand, but..." Josuke continued, "What should we do with it?"