Hazbin Hotel x Reader Oneshots

Sir Pentious x female child reader

This was a request from @S203324 , I hope you'll enjoy it. If you guys have any requests, you can write them in the comments, i will try my best to write them, but of course i'll mainly write stuff I like and enjoy writing too. :D
And sorry it took me so long to update but i had a lot to do.
Anyways Have fun with reading!

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It was a normal day in Pentagram City, a day like every other day. Demons killing and fighting each other on the streets, Prostitutes walking on the streets offering their bodies to the wanting demons and so on. Not the best place for a young child, you wouldn't expect a child to be in hell anyways, I mean...its a child right? But I guess not even all children are allowed into heaven. You didn't quiet know why you ended down here after you got hit by a car while you were running away from your own parents, but you did.

You looked around the shops, thinking about what shop you should rob to be able to survive the next few days but you suddenly heard a loud explosion close by. A ship is flying above the buildings, shooting and destroying some with the big laser gun at its side. Your eyes widened in surprise when the little egg people started jumping off the ship and running around attacking some normal demons. Being terrified by this sight you hid behind some garbage cans shaking slightly. These were the egg servants of the known inventor Sir Pentious, who's inventions didn't work most of the time. You started giggling and stoped shaking, realizing that sooner then later his machine will explode by itself.

More lasers started to hit houses around you and the evil laugh of the snake can be heard loudly and clearly. You blinked a few times to start your magical ability. Which makes you able to see through the covers of machines and look into the wiring and how the whole thing is build to find quickly the mistakes that have been made. Through this ability you found that if anything gets shot into the laser, that it would explode. So you started to pick up the trash that you needed to build a small slingshot. After you finished building it you picked up a small stone and aimed at the hole, where the laser came out, closing one eye and sticking out your tongue to perfect your aim, before letting go of the stone, making it fly right into the laser. It started to make weird sounds and it started to shoot sparks before exploding. Due to the unbalanced weight of the ship it started to fall down slowly to the right side and crashing into more houses .

You started laughing and jumped around in circles excitedly by your smartness and sneakiness. While you were enjoying and celebrating your 'win', the gray-reddish snake crawled out from under the wreck of the ship and saw you jumping around. He was really mad and hissed while standing up and fixing his hat again ,,Thisss child will pay for ruining my invention!". You didn't realize that he started to slither towards you before he wrapped his tail around you tightly to make you unable to move, while he turned you around to look at him. "What wasss that?! Why did you do that?!", he asked you. But you were just smirking at him and sticking out your tongue, ,,I just showed you that you made a really big mistake while building your amazing invention!".

He hissed tightening the grip around you making it harder for you to breath, ,,What mistake do you mean? And how do you even know about it?". You shrugged, you didn't know yourself why you have this ability but you just knew that you were abnormally smart for your age. ,,I can see mistakes in machines with my eyes, like a scanner, you know? So yeah. I could do it better than you!", you sticked out your tongue again, giggling while doing so. He got even angrier taking out a gun pointing it at you while getting ready to say something, but you interrupted him before he could even start and said, ,,I could help you fix the mistakes you have made! S-Show me your blue prints a-and I'll help you!". The snake raised an eyebrow and lowered the gun slightly, ,,And why sssshould i trust you?". ,,Because I got no reason to lie? Listen I'll help you Penty-", ,,Its Sir. Pentious Missy!".

You just looked at him before continuing to talk, ignoring his correction. ,,Panty, I'll help you with your inventions if you will let me stay with you in a safe place and let me stay alive, is that a deal?". Sir. Pentious was unsure if he should believe you or not but he sighed letting you down again. ,,Fine It's a deal then Missy-", ,,It's (Y/N)", you said smiling at him. ,,Little (Y/N), but! If you don't comply and do as you said, you won't see the light of the day again! Understood?". You nodded and smiled brightly. The snake thought you were actually kinda weird but if you actually will help him to take over Pentagram city, than why shouldn't he trust you for now? So with a movement of his hand he showed you to follow him with his fellow egg servants, back to his Workshop. Which is the beginning of a weird but funny and helpful friendship.

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I hope you guys like it! I tried my best with this because i really had no idea nor plan how I should start writing this.

Anyways I wish you all a great day!

-Geomela