Just a Depressed Teen

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Mom: "Just keep packing baby girl, we'll be thereto pick you up soon I promise."

Me: "Yeah. Your just going to dump me off in Shittytown, Florida..."

Mom: "Watch your mouth young lady. I'm sure you'll love it there."

Me: "No, I love it here, in Alaska, with my heater and Netflix..."

Mom: "There heat and Netflix in Florida. Now, hurry up and leave before you miss you flight."

As I walk out the door my mother taps me on the butt as if I were 4 and nervous about going to school. And yes, she is sending me off to Shittytown, Fl. A.k.a.- Tallahassee. Why is she doing this you may ask. Because I'm just a depressed teen. How am I a depressed teen. I don't know. Apparently it's because all I do is go to school, watch Netflix, smoke pot (yes Marijuana children) and most of all sleep. I think this is a great life. But no, now I'm on a plane. This is wonderful. In about 5hrs. I'll be in Fl. and headed to meet my aunt so she can show me my college. I'm 19 so "God" knows I can't want to live life yet. I'm going to FSU. Which stands for Florida State University. Lets hope I survive.

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