Hey slut do you want to cosplay shrek with me?!?

The first and last chapter. Hey slut! Do you want to cosplay shrek with me?

It was October 3rd 2020. I just wanted to go to bed LOL! But my pet raccoon 🦝 Fred was shitting everywhere and the smell was #stankyasfff so I had to use some febreeze.

After the stank went away I went to bed.

That night I had a scaryass dream though. Like it was hella creepy.

It started out with me walking my raccoon down a sidewalk.

All of a sudden my raccoon Fred, even though it's a male, started violently giving birth on the sidewalk.

However, raccoons weren't birthed, lizards were. They started chanting "HEY SLUT DO YOU WANT TO COSPLAY SHREK WITH ME?!?"

I was so scared I ended up sharting.

I ran away quickly but wasn't looking and ended up bumping into someone's chest. I didn't know who it was at first but I did notice they had some nice mommy milkers. Even bigger than my A cups.

I looked up to see pilgrim harrys face!

He told me, "run! He's coming! Save yourself!"

I sat there with the liquid shit running down my leg confused asf.

All of a sudden the lizards caught up to me and kept chanting.

I ran off with Fred and we found a hiding spot in a bush.

Someone tapped on my shoulder and I screamed. 😍

I turned around to see a handsome man.

He said, "hi my names Devito. Danny devito. 😏 are you running from chanting lizards as well? Apparently there's some scary man on the loose!"

I replied by saying, "yes! This is #crazy! I gotta post a selfie on snap though to document this. Hold on handsome Danny."

I posted a hot ass selfie. And then made Danny do the renegade with me. We ended up getting 10 mil likes.

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Danny and I ended up walking around for a while. And we finally thought this craziness was over.

But to my surprise it wasn't. But for Danny, he wasn't surprised. In fact he knew it wasn't over. Why? Well....

BECAUSE HE WAS THE SCARY MAN!

He pulled off a mask and revealed him to be Harry Styles! He was wearing white pants with suspenders.

He screamed at me "I am the master of lizards. And you are my queen slut! Shall we cosplay shrek?"

Now although that may seem weird...I was into it😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

So we cosplayed shrek. I was donkey. NOT Fiona.

We ended up getting married and lived in a swamp.

Then I woke up. Like I said it was all a dream...

I woke up in a panic sweating. I thought to myself "SHEESHHHH! That was crazy, and hella scary. Thank god it's over".

But as I looked to my left I saw a lizard 🦎

It looked at me and said "this isn't the end. It's only the beginning" it whispered, "wanna cosplay shrek with me babygirl? 😉😏🚂🍆💦👻"

I screamed.

The end.