In My World...

Chapter Four

"Oh, he is?"

"Totally! He's like totes awkward! He like sang to me! Did he do that to you too?"

"Uh, yeah he did. He sang 'Talk to Me Maybe'. I think he was going off of 'Call Me Maybe'. Do you like that song?" 

I was beginning to like Miss valley-girl after all. We sure shared the same opinion about the singing guy.

"O. M. G. I'm like in LOVE with that song!"

I just noticed she was very animated while she spoke to me, really when she spoke to anyone! She raised her hands in the air and waved them around as if she was directing a grandeur orchestra through the last big notes of a song. I have to admit that she is definitely a "character". 

"You love that song?" I said with my eyebrows raised.

"Like of course! Wanna hear me sing it?"

"Well, not rea-"

Then I swear my eardrums committed suicide as she screamed her "version" of 'Call Me Maybe'.

"HEY I JUST MET YOU! MY NAME IS STACY! BUT HERE'S MY CUCUMBER-"

"STOP! PLEASE MY EARDRUMS ARE BEGGING YOU, STOP SINGING!"

I have never heard someone butcher a song quite like she did. She made flowers wilt and trees fall down with every note out of her mouth. Now I know I'm a bad singer, and when I say bad I mean bad, but she is a whole different level of bad. 

From the time I met her I have called her valley-girl, but maybe it was time to find out her real name.

"What's your name?"

"Didn't you like hear my song? HEY I JUST MET YOU! MY NAME IS ST-"

"I heard you! I heard you! Stop singing! Just tell me what your name is, in a normal voice."

"I'm like super fabulous Stacy!"

"Oh, okay. Stacy, where do we go now?" 

"Well, we like get off this weird plane and go to the gross log cabin thingy."

So as Stacy said we got off the plane and walked into the airport. There I met the people I was going to have the Minnesota trip with. The two other people going were the guy who creepily sang to me and Stacy, apparently my new BFF.

Honestly I thought that the trip wouldn't be too bad with those two interesting people, if you could even consider Stacy a person. Stacy was more like a squirrel on Red Bull. Her babbling was like when two squirrels chatter at each other, very annoying and hilariously funny at the same time. 

We grabbed our suitcases from the bag pick-up and sat down at a cafe' to eat some dinner. It turned out that what I thought was a lot of baggage, Stacy thought of as a carry-on. Stacy had two full size suitcases full of who knows what, three smaller suitcases packed until their seams were stretching, and one carry-on. 

The boy spoke up, "In the words of Usher, oh my gosh!"

That made me almost laugh up a lung! I laughed so hard my eyes started to tear up and my nose started running. Real attractive, right? Stacy jabbed her arm into a designer purse of hers and rustled around for a while. 

"Ah-ha! Like here it is!"

She pulled a primrose pink handkerchief out of her purse and shoved it at my nose. 

"Here, you can keep it. I don't think I'll like want it back. Eww."

Because of her comment, and to gross her out, I blew my nose as loud and for as long as I possibly could. I then took the handkerchief and wiped it across my nose.

"You sure you don't want it?"

Stacy hesitantly looked at the hankie and shook her head, "No, I'm sure. It's like a token of our BFF-ness, okay?"

"Yup!" 

We all got into a taxi and started the hour trip into the wilderness of Minnesota. Along the way to the cabin we saw trees, trees, trees, and... cows. How interesting. Literally after 15 minutes of this "tree, tree, tree, cow" pattern I fell into a deep sleep.

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 "AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH! AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH! AIN'T NO RIVER WIDE ENOUGH! TO KEEP ME FROM GETTIN' TO YOU BABE!"

"Whoa! What?"

I woke up to screaming of "song boy". He definitely has an interesting song choice. He goes from Carly Rae Jepsen to Marvin Gaye. 

"Hey freak, shush! I'm trying to like get some beauty sleep. I mean I know I'm like totally beautiful, but I could always be more gorgeous!"

Stacy must have read my mind, because that was exactly what I was going to say to the guy, minus the beautiful and gorgeous part.

Author's Note:

Hey readers! Thanks for reading this chapter, and I'm sorry that it wasn't too long. :C I also hope that you understand that I have a very busy life, and I'm trying my hardest to update and to make the story funny and interesting.

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Love, peace & a happy new year,

 - S