Chase Andrew
April 5 | 8:12 am
CHASE!!
What happened?
I just woke up
Why should I know that you just woke up?
Are you that single?
Just hear me out, okay?
Oo na nga
What happened?
I saw your tweet kanina
I honestly don't have any idea kung ano ang nangyari
I just woke up in someone else's bed!
And I'm with someone na hindi ko rin kilala
Oh my god
Are you for real?
Did you two have you know what?
That didn't happen
I'm still wearing my clothes from last night
Buti naman
Akala ko uuwi ka dito with a baby
That won't happen!
But what really shocked me is that there are marriage certificates in the bedside table
What?!
OUR MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE
What the hell?
Don't tell me nagpakasal kayo kagabi?
Yan rin ang naisip ko
Masyado ata akong nalasing kagabi kaya hindi ko maalala kung ano ang nangyari
Sino ang lalake?
Cassius Sanchez is the name
He is probably from last night
He doesn't look foreign naman so baka pinoy rin 'to
Umalis na ako sa kwarto
Dinala mo ba yung marriage certificate?
I did
My goodness
What the hell happened last night?
Having a sugar daddy is way better than this one
I don't even know him
Hindi rin kame
Tapos we got married last night?!
Anong naisip ko kagabi for this to happen?
Hindi ko rin alam sayo
Bigla kana lang may asawa
Uuwi ka dito na kasal na
What the hell, Hurricane?
TALAGANG WHAT THE HELL
