Olaf the three year old was just thinking about the meaning of life.
"OLAF YOU SLUTTY SNOWMAN C'MERE!" wailed Ryan. He stomped his foot on the ground and let out a moan.
"Hello Ryland, are you ok?" asked Olaf as he played with his carrot nose.
"I know that you and my boyfriend Shane hooked up! STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN AWOOOGA!" Ryan skipped away like the gay little boy he is.
Olaf was confused. What was a hook-up? He and Shane did not hook-up. He only let him touch his super sensitive snowballs and baby carrot dick. Was that a hook-up? Who knows. Hey, look up!
"I'm going to go home and watch a movie." Olaf went home and picked out a movie off Netflix. "Alien VS Predator! Omg, Jeffree Star and Shane Dawson are in this! SAMANTHA! COME ON BITCH HURRY UP! LETS WATCH THIS MOVIE! oh, I don't know a samantha..."
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Olaf x Ryland Adams
Fanfictionit looks like the stick on olaf's head is poking into ryland's nose lmao also sorry for this story
