Izuku: Guys?!
Izuku stands up and takes a few steps before getting tackled to the ground by his friends
Izuku: *Groans* Hey guys it's been a while, huh?
???: Yea it has
???: I missed you, Izuku!
???: Alright, get off of him you, brats
His friends got off of him while everyone else was confused.
Izuku: Anyways, these are my friends from Scouts Academy, guys?
Erin: Hi I'm Erin
Mikasa: My name is Mikasa
Sasha: Hello! My name's Sasha!
Annie: *raises hand* Annie
Armin: Hi my name is Armin
Reiner: Name's Reiner
Bertolt: My name's Bertolt
Connie: Yo, I'm Connie
Jean: Hey, I'm Jean
Hanji: HIII! My name's Hanji and that's *Points to Levi* Levi
Shadow: Alright, well you guys can a take a seat and I'll be start the next one
All: Alright
After everyone sits down.
Shadow: Ok, lets start, oh and I'm gonna put sound proof earphones on the kids
Mandalay: Thank you
"Captain, we have something really, really important to tell you." Izuku says as he looks at the captain, Aizawa, "Captain?" Izuku then looks at Kaminari who is strapping a Kevlar. "Are you wearing a Kevlar?" Aizawa has his arms crossed. "Now, gentlemen. We aren't gonna sit here and pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room."
Sero: Kaminari bro, you look scared as hell
Tsuyu: Aizawa-sensei sure does look mad
"What the fuck is going on?" Izuku asks. Aizawa turns a photo frame around to show a picture of a female Shinsou. "This is what the fuck is going on." Izuku looks at the photo, then to Kaminari, then to the photo, and finally at Kaminari. "OH SHIT!" Izuku jumps off his chair then back down. "OHHH SHIT!" He grabs Kaminari's arm. "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Shinsou: I'm a girl?
Izuku: What is going on?
Kaminari: It's still weird to see Midoriya cuss.
Jiro: Totally
Izuku starts to walk out the office. "Shit! No! That is not happening right now! No!" He walks down the hall. "Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captains daughter! Yo!" Aizawa puts his hands on the desk. "Every time he says that shit...." "Oh my fuck!" "That's another foot in your ass!" Aizawa says at Kaminari.
Sero: Bwahahaha! I feel so bad for you. Hahaha!
Present Mic: Pffffftttt
Tsuyu: It's amazing how Midoriya is still laughing at the situation *kero*
Midnight: Hahaha
Izuku starts to bang on the office window. "Kaminari you clearly.... Yo, this is the best thing ever! Hahaha!" He continues to yell in the hall "Kaminari fucked the captain's daughter! Kaminari fucked the captains daughter~!" He skips as he yells. "Shit! Oh fuck!" Izuku walks back into the office and grabs Kaminari's arm. "You fucked captain Aizawa's daughter? You bragged to him to his face. To his actual face." He looks at Aizawa. "Captain...." He looks back at Kaminari and points to Aizawa. "Do you understand that this face right here, you bragged to that face?" "Hah you actually high fived Kaminari for fucking your daughter."
Sero: HAHAHAHA
Dabi: Heh this is my type of comedy
Bakugo: He's such a dumbass.
Present Mic: HAHAHA look at your face Eraser
Izuku: ' I cant believe I actually have the confidence to do that. '
Izuku sits back down. "Holy shit! Oh my god! This is... It's really not that funny" Izuku says as he scratches his neck. Kaminari tries to ease the situation by saying. "I just want to say that...it was bizarre not to share the fact that your daughter went to MC state." Aizawa deadpans at him. "I think it's bizarre that I haven't cut your motherfucking nuts off."
Iida: Then why were you laughing
Tokoyami: Revelry in the dark
Sero: Hahabwahaha I-I-I can't Hahaaa *hands on stomach*
Kirishima: *pats Kaminari's back* Rest in peace bro
Midnight: Pfftttt! Hahaha he looks so disappointed.
Present Mic: Hahahaah!
Aizawa: Shut up
"What if captain gets to punch you in the face one time, really really hard?" Izuku says. Aizawa shakes his head. "Nah. I got something way better then that." He grabs a taser and shoots Kaminari in the balls. "Ohh damn." Izuku whispers. Kaminari falls to the ground
-Screen goes black-
Every man in the theatre flinches at what was shown at the screen
Shinsou: RIP your future children
Sero/Present Mic: HAHAHAHA
Jirou: I can't believe Aizawa-sensei did that.
Kaminari....I-I don't like this one....I'm scared.
Everyone: *Laughs*
Shadow: Next one?
Kaminari: Y-yes
Mina: Yeah!
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