BOTTOM DREAM ONESHOTS (PERSONAS ONLY).

homeless pig (techno x dream) part 1:

-Song: Slumber Party (Ashnikko) Slowed
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"Well shit-" Philza groaned, looking at his house- burning. For some context, Philza was trying to cook some fish and well...I think you know what happened next. Philza sighed, thinking about how Technoblade was going to fucking beat the shit out of him when he finds out. He tried to stop the fire from spreading to  Techno's house, but miserably failed. "Well- I guess I'm going to die quicker than I expected-" Philza groaned in defeat as he watched with guilt, both of his and Techno's houses being disintegrated by the flames.

Technoblade's POV:
It was getting pretty late now, so I decided to head back to my home. The closer I got, the smell of ashes and smoke got stronger. 'Oh no...'
I arrive to the scene, the smell of fire hitting my nostrils instantly, making me cough. I look around and laid my eyes on Philza staring defeated at- well what used to be our homes.
"Bruuuuhhhhh-" I blurted out, making the man on the snowy ground flinch. "O-oh uh- Techno...Uhm-" he stuttered, slowly standing up while scratching his neck, chuckling nervously. "Well- what you see- what had happened was-"
"Save it." I interrupted, messaging the side of my head frustrated. After a long, awkward silence, the blonde man spoke up. "I-I'm sorry Techno...I tried to stop it but it was too late.." he mumbled. I hummed in response. "So, what do you suggest now then? Where are we going to stay, huh?" I said in my usual monotone voice. I know what he did was an accident, I mean- who purposely burns down their house for no reason? I was still pretty pissed off with the old man though."We could uhm...maybe stay at Ra-"
"He's on his honeymoon with Tubbo, try again." I deadpanned. The blonde gulped and scratched his neck, coughing in his other hand. "Uhm...shit- I don't know mate." I sighed and got off of my horse, Carl. I sat myself on a tree stump, thinking of what we could do. All our supplies burned in the fire so it's not like we really have anything on us. After a while of thinking, I heard crunching of snow behind us and turned around, pulling my sword out in self defense, ready to attack at the given moment. I instantly lowered my guard when I saw a familiar face- well mask.

'Dream..?'

The light of the fire made it easier to see the shorter male as he crept closer, away from the shadows. "Hey Techno- oh...oh wow-" he said, looking past me in the direction of the used to be houses. "You know, I'm not even going to ask." He said. "Look Dream..-" I started off, which grabbed his attention. "Well Uhm...we don't really have anywhere to stay and I was wondering if we could stay with you for a while..-" I asked. Dream stayed quiet for a second before wheezing, catching me off guard for a moment. "BAHAHA LOOK WHOSE HOMELESS NOW!! THE GREAT , ALL MIGHTY BLOOD GOD, TECHNOBLADE- ASKING ME- A POOR LITTLE HOMELESS GREEN BLOB FOR A PLACE TO STAY??? ABSURD!" He wheezed, grasping his stomach as he leaned against a tree, struggling to breathe. I looked at him, slightly annoyed. "Yeah yeah, anyways- will you let us stay with you? You at least have to have some sort of shack made up by now." I said smirking. He immediately stopped laughing and scoffed. "Whatever I'm not even homeless, I've got like- the biggest house on this server." He barked back. I rolled my eyes at him. "Sure Dream sure, I'll believe it when I see it." I teased. He turned around, obviously annoyed and started storming off. "Have fun being homeless then, pork chop." He scoffed. "N-NO NO WAIT- fine, I'll stop making homeless jokes- just take us to this 'big house' none of us know about, Dream." I sighed in defeat. He turned around toward me until he was inches away from me. "Fine then, I guess I'll help you two out." He sighed.
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(A/N):
Hey guys- I'll make a part 2 of this soon 🤠sorry not sorry for the cliffhanger luv <3

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