i wrote this on my pc lol
no the two tonpas in the title aren't a
y/n is taking the hunter exam and wants to get a sugar daddy
she smells something funky and discovers the most fishy man in the world and gets a few stds from him... will she stay wi...
i walked down the nasty ass room. it smelled like peaches's coochie yuck
i saw a nasty clown there idk what his name was but i think he had stds of some: sort he kept itching his pp but i was too scared to confront him about this because he looked like he could shred my body into 69 pieces then give my corpse stds aswell.
but something smelt really bad like mouldy beef stew.
"did someone take a dump or something it's like i'm inside endeavor's ass cheeks" i said
"yeah it smells like the phantom troupe's asses!!!" said a hot pikachu looking blonde femboy
i tried to search for the source of the musty zoe laverne scent but some weird ass guy with a moustache and no mouth told us to run after him. okay i guess, bitch 🙄🙄🙄. there was some nasty musty kid on a skateboard and he looked at me and asked
"what's your name you smurf lookin ass??"
"i'm y/n you baka 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡"
"omg nvm you y/n girl, something smells musty y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y/n san pls protect me from this diarrhea stench 😫😫😫😫😫😫😿"
a guy wearing a blue thingy idk had a hole in his pants and green nutella was coming out and the clown guy was licking it off the floor
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"hi bby gurl i have 3 inches of pepperami in my pants i can put it in yo kitty and we can enjoy the stew that came from my insides after eating gone off chicken dorito peas piss juice and we can have chrollo establishment yeast infection company if u come to my house in jajraha thats a really cool place where you lick erwin smith's ass afdter he takes a tiktok break cause he did too many thirst traps and he got doxxed by the danganronpa fandom and then he had 98 inches more pepperami than me in my pants so then i tried to kms but nagito komaeda sa-"
said the guy but miche zacharius came on my face then kicked him and said "sorry i came on your face" then got on the white hair kids skateboard and drove away with levi ackerman and hange zoe.
what a productive day
the white hair kid started having contractions and so did every other male in that room and the hunter exam got cancelled
so we were at the hospital and i was making out with tenya iida in the mourge but there was a fire alarm and the nasty smell was back again
"y/n what's happening!!!! WE HAVE TO GATHER OUR FRIENDS RN" said tenya and he was doing his hand chop thing. i'm gonna go watch mha for a second wait and i'll come back
