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"His Light, its dying"

A prince is a person who is held in high regard, whether or not you live in the place that their family rules over.

"Take him and make sure to take his crown. Strip him down, like the filthy commoner he is. Don't let even a drop of anything pure, first hand, touch his skin. Give him pig feed, after all, that's all he is. Fucking swine.


A prince is a person who is in line for the throne, the next king or ruler, or of a place that the crown has authority over. 

"You actually think, boy you and your jokes. I need to remind you once again huh? You.Are.Not.Royalty. You, yes you, are my pig, my swine. You belong to me, not fucking being anyone ruler. I rule you, no one else. You will never leave me, not now not ever. Fucking demon."

A prince is powerful,

"Weak piece of SHIT. I told you to gather all this wood and here you are making it fucking FALL. WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT."

Strongwilled,

"Such a baby, crying all because you didn't get what you wanted. News flash piggy, you'll never get what you want. Not now, not ever, because my word is law."

Reliant

"I had asked for a beer piggy, what the fuck is THIS. THIS ISN'T A BEER"

And trustworthy.

"This better be some good fucking food piggy, or you gonna get it." 

"This is, actually pretty good. Fucking finally."

"What did you put in this?"

"Poison"

"What as that?"

"Some parsnip"

"Use that more, or I will-"  thud.

And a prince is everything he's not. 

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"Hey Sap I have a question!" asked a peppy green man. 

"You just asked one." Sap joked, not looking up from the thing he was doing. 

"Asshole, you know what I mean" the masked man pouted.

"Do I?" Sap joshed, a small smirk on his face while he still refused eye contact

"Please for the love of Prime Sap LET ME ASK YOU MY QUESTION!"

"You literally just asked me one"  

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU" the taller screamed, leaping for the man whos spurring him on. Said man dodge him making him fall flat on the floor. 

"Hey Sap, Dream, what is with all this-" their friend, George, started, before seeing Dream on the floor screaming. 

"Didn't I tell you two to stop fighting?"

"I didn't fight him! Honest! He asked me if he could ask me a question, I said he did already and well..."

"You're an asshole." George deadpanned.

"You are what you eat" Sap whispered. 

"What?" 

"Nothing, now what did you want to ask me Dre?" he asked the man still on the floor face down, but not screaming anymore. 

"I wanted to ask you who are your parents, or where you were raised. You know I'm an orphan and pretty much adopted by Puffy, and Gogy is... yeah, but who do you have?" 

The far-off look that Sap gave was all George needed to slap the down man.

"HEY you don't slap the man on the floor"

"Look at what you did" hissed George, pointed at Sapnaps direction. 

Said man looked George in the eyes, then Dream and shook his head. 

"You know, I-" he started, a lump in his throat stopping him from continuing. 

"I guess its time," he said, eyes dull. 

"What do you mean "It's time" questioned George, but gone unheard. 

"Wait... you're really gonna..." asked Dream, who now was sitting on the couch. 

All he got was a nod. 

"Fucking finally, do you know how uncomfortable it is to lie to my sweetcakes?" 

"1. Didn't I tell you to not call me that, 2. What do you mean you lie to me?" asked George, still kinda pissed by the stupid nickname. 

"Uhh..." Dream started, scratching his head. 

"I really don't know where to start, Sap you wanna...?" 

"Sure, Gogy what do you think of hybrids?"

"Uh, I have no qualms against them but if I'm living with them I'd like to know what they are so I can at least be a decent housemate or a decent friend. Why are you asking this?" He got shushed by Dream who was unfastening his mask. 

"Cool, how do you feel about passive vs aggressive mob hybrids?" 

"I mean, they are still kinda human? They should still have thoughts and any passive mob can and has attacked before. Like, look at Jschlatt, he's a ram and ended up being like a dictator." 

"Seriously though why are you asking me this?" 

"Final question, do you know what the Void is?" 

"What? Sap Dream what are you on."

"Alright, Gogy you've passed the test! We are going to show you something that very few people have seen, and answer the question that Dream Boat over here seems to forget every 20 years." 

"What, what do you mean by-" he was shushed by Dream once again, whose porcelain mask was placed on the end table. Only his black cloth one was one, which covered everything but his eyes. 

"George, have you ever seen my face?" the masked man asked, staring at the Brit with unblinking green eyes. 

"No..."

"Well, today is your lucky day young one! You will be on the shortlist of mortals that I allow seeing my face!" 

"What do you mean mortals, Dream what the fuck is happening right now." 

"We're not going to hide anything from the three of us from now on, I- We promise Geroge." 

"Really Dream, Sap, its fine you really don't have to do this-"

"You smell really uncomfortable right now Gogy, you want us to leave?" asked Sapnap, who now is right behind Geroge. 

"HOW THE FUCK-"

"I move fast, now do you really wanna know? We can always erase your memories from now or just kill you" he said nonchalantly, checking out his now elongated nails. 

"Heyyyyy, I like this one" whined the green-eyed man who still hasn't blinked.

"Can you please just tell me what's going on?"

"But I'm having funnnnnnnn" whined Dream again, his head tilted slightly. 

"Dream" warned Sap, now firey eyes glaring directly at those green ones. 

"You're no fun" he pouted, arms crossed. 

"Well, we're not human"

"I could guess that" sassed George. 

"But, we're not normal hybrids either." 

"Go on."

"I'm the exiled Prince from the highest clan of demons from the void, and Dream is literally the most powerful vessel you'll ever find. Ever."

George nodded, acting as if he understood what they were saying.

"We can literally smell your confusion, Geo, you really can't hide anything from us anymore."

"Then help me fix it damn it, explain what the fuck the void is, why is my best friend a fucking demon, and what the fuck does being a vessel means. "  the human asked, arms crossed. 

"Well, we'll start with good ol' prophecy child." 

"I told you like 50 years ago stop calling me that."

"I told you to stop calling me Prince, but you didn't now did you? What makes you think I'll listen to you?" 

"I'm older." 

"By like 20 years, that literally is nothing compared by the amount of time we've been alive." 

"Asshole, weren't you the one going like "Listen to your superiors?" What kind of fucked up shit is this, forgetting what you've said."

"Hey, I technically hold more power than you."

"That's only because your technically not human."

"And? Still means I'm more powerful than you fucker, we go by terms of power not by age in this house."

As this argument was going on, both men started to push their chests together. Saps hair caught on fire, a very pretty crimson fire while Dreams hair turned from blond to a deep black, green lightning bolt coming off from him. George was lucky that they had their auras turned off. 

"Uh guys..." the only true human wasn't heard, the hot-headed men tuning him out. 

"ASSHOLE, we all know its age not power"

"Nope" Sap popped the P, "It's power, not age, if we're going by true age I'm older than you by like, at least 5 centuries, soul age, whore."

"We're going by physical age, whore, not by fucking "soul age", are you some sort of Shade or something? George looks at this Shade, going off of fucking soul age, look at this loser. "

"Who you calling loser, loser!" he retorted, very smartly. 

"What are you, back in kindergarten" Sap yelled, getting more into his face. 

"Uh, guys, you really don't-" Gogy tried again, not wanting the house to burn down. 

Sap suddenly started growling, growing taller and hair length. The flames now turned into a very dark red that screamed "I'm mad". Dream still stood at his height (which wasn't something to laugh at, that man looks like a tree) but now somehow seemed taller. His hair now reached his butt, green streaks coming through it. 

His mask was thrown off once the first punch was thrown, George getting a clear view of his face. A large scar running down from his forehead and ending at his lip. It looked old, and luckily his eye wasn't blind. A little stubble on his chin making him look a lot older than his body looks, giving him a sophisticated look. 

"ASSHOLE, YOU DON'T FUCKING HIT OFF MY MASK" he punched back, screaming at the now taller man. 

"BITCH" the taller man gave him a kick, throwing him across the room.

"WHORE" the younger launched, getting blocked by the taller and older literally football tackling him out of the room. 

"Guy please..." the human tried one last time, failing miserably. 

"I WILL KILL YOU" 

"NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST." 

The two of them were then grabbed and thrown outside. Technoblade had came over to the Dream Teams shared home since Sap wanted to train, and saw the two of them battling each other. He saw the only human in the house just sitting on the couch, head in heads and could feel the disappointment off of him. 

"You two, you know better. If your going to attack each other just do it outside." Techno chided, looking down at the two people now on the floor. 

"Yes sir." the choursed, feeling pretty bad. They met eyes and all hell broke loose, their fighting starting again. 

Techno somehow got roped into it, and now all three powerful beings were beating the shit out of each other. The man on the couch was long forgotten. 

"I just wanted to know what they were..." he moaned out, sadden. 

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HAHAH FUNNY (this was supposed to be sad at first, hense the top part) but me like seeing people getting shit beaten out of them. 
TW//:
Abuse
Abandoment
Death
Arguing
Shit beaten out of
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