"Top 10 Reasons to Play the Clarinet:
10. Small case fits easily in to lockers. (Flutes fit better)
9. Almost no tuning needed
8. Cheapest reeds of the woodwind instruments (Flutes don't need reeds)
7. Everyone lookds cute when playing a clarinet.
6. The mouthpiece alone names a great peacock call. (Flutes mouthpiece can annoy peeps)
5. The bell makes a great duck call
4. Clicking the keys just right sounds like a galloping horse
3. High notes beat fingernails scraping across a blackboard. (Flutes high notes beat both of them)
2. In the right hands it becomes a weapon (Flutes are weapons too)
1. No spit valve (FLUTES HAVE NO SPIT WHAT SO EVER!)"
-Unknown
P.S. I added the flute parts..... I plead as guilty....
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Marching Band Memories
RandomThis book is has memories from the marching band I was in and it also has some funny quotes and jokes and stuff. Enjoy!
