Humpy Dumpy was on his English walk, he accessorized his walk with a small mug of green tea in one hand, and in the other hand a fresh homemade crumpet. He hovered over the prairie of grass soon to roll down as fast as he can. He rolled...and rolled...and rolled. Until finally he came a huffed stop. As he was wheezing to his death, he decided he needed to lay down. He rolled his body over to the left side and saw something. He recognized it for sure, he just couldn't guess at all what it was. He started walking toward it when he realized it was it. It was The Wall. He lunged at it, as hard as he could. But then instead of just a simple crack, he became omeletized with the speed he was running at it plus how hard he hit it made a big boy omelet. And the the whole village feasted on his remains till the end of the day. Then he had sex.
The end.
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Hump Dumpy's REVENGE
HumorMr. Dumpy has been miss treated his whole life, Know one has ever understood the pain that he wielded in his shell. Ever sense his fall from the wall, he's been down right embarrassed and ashamed. ~~~If you like orange juice, and like to lick pop...
