Yo, Mister B. [Asking Alexandria/Black Veil Brides Fic]

Chapter 1!

Spin-off of Hey There, Mr. Brooks. Title-wise, I mean.

LOL. :D

WHAT AM I DOING WITH SO MANY STORIES?!?!?!!?!!!

There's a bit of cursing in this chapter. Just the standard, though. A few F-bombs, some of both of the D words, etc. Don't let your parents read over your shoulder, though, is all I can say.

:DDD

That's Evan, right over there to the right. Righhhhhht over there. ------------------->

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*is shot*

-- (comeatmebro) --

I sighed as May shoved her iPhone under my nose. "Please, just look at him! LOOK! Then you will know my love for Black Veil Brides."

I rolled my head towards her, giving her a blank look.

"Pleeeeaaaaaassssseeeee?" she said, dragging out the word insanely.

I flicked my eyes briefly at her screen. "There."

She rolled her brown eyes. "Stare. Then you will see it."

I gave the screen of her iPhone a five second long blank stare. "There."

May sighed again and shoved her phone into my face. My eyes widened at the sudden invasion of light, and I pushed it away a bit, looking at the screen with an arched eyebrow.

So, a guy with black hair much like a lion's mane, who paints all over himself and wears leather jeans is what made her like his band?

Hm.

"See?! Andy freakin' Sixx!" she exclaimed, pulling her phone back.

I raised my other eyebrow. "As in, Nikki Sixx?"

"Who?"

I sighed. "Never mind. Does he really call himself that?"

"Well, he used to. Then he changed it to just one "x" in the "Sixx" and now it's just Andy Biersack."

"Hm," I said, shoveling pizza into my mouth, and quite frankly not caring how unladylike I looked.

"Hey!" May said. "Look at this one!"

I swallowed my pizza crust and looked over at her scrolling through her iPhone.

She turned the phone my way, showing me a picture of a shirtless Andrew Biersack, giving someone to the side of the camera a wide smile.

I stared at it, then turned my attention to May, eyebrows raised.

She raised a white-blond eyebrow. "Well? What do you think?"

I dragged my eyes back to the picture. "Awwwwww, he's so c--No," I said flatly, started off excitedly and bringing her hopes up before throwing them into outer space and suffocating them.

Muahaha, I'm so very evil.

May sighed. "Why can't you just keep calm and love Andy Biersack?"

"I am calm. I just will never love Andy Biersack."

May threw her hands into the air exasperatedly. "Why not?!"

"Why would you ever want someone whose hips slimmer are than yours?" I said, drinking my chocolate milk.

May narrowed her eyes at me. "Are you calling me fat?"

"No. I'm saying that Andrew Biersack has the body of a ten-year-old boy, therefore being far skinnier than either you or me."