Yo, Mister B. [Asking Alexandria/Black Veil Brides Fic]

Chapter 3!

Dedicated to ALessonNeverBurned because she writes really good and she deserves way more attention than what she's getting. I love her Ben Bruce story, especially.

Also because she pushed me to keep writing. Not that I wasn't already writing the third chapter when she commented, but she basically told me, "Get off your lazy ass and finish another chapter. Bitch."

Well, she didn't put it that way exactly. Actually, she didn't put it that way at all, but if she were me, then she would've definitely wrote it like that. Okay, so now I'm just talking to myself.

Dear Cassie: Yes, they were both intentional, but that's because I'm simply awesome. >:3 I'm one of your favorite authors now?!!!? Hell yes. Two points for Gryffindor (and by Gryffindor, I obviously mean me).

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The external link has nothing to do with the story; it's just an outfit I thought was super cool and I needed to paste the link somewhere and I didn't feel like opening Microsoft Word to save the link!

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The picture to your right is Evan's dragon tattoo!

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"Andy!" Danny exclaimed, getting up from the couch to bro-hug the tall figure with KISS-like clothes and paint all over him.

"Danny!" Andy said in reply, bro-hugging Danny--who was a little tipsy from drinking, like, ten or twelve beers beforehand--and greeting everyone else placidly.

I simply raised a brow at their bromance, nodding in acknowledgement when Andy waved hello to me.

I laughed when Ben went up to Danny and slapped his chest weakly, saying, "What are you doing, cheating on me?!" in his cute accent.

"Andy understands me like you can't!" Danny cried in a girly voice, which caused me to choke on my beer.

James slapped my back a bit while I gasped for air, while Ben and Danny were too busy going back and forth with their gayness to realize that they nearly killed me.

I thanked James, who just nodded, before saying to Danny and Ben, "Shut up, no one cares about your feelings!"

Ben pointed at me dramatically. "Be quiet, you! Danny and I are having a heart-to-heart!"

I snorted quietly. "Funny, I thought it was called penis-to-butt."

This time, James choked on his beer, and I slapped his back lightly in apology while his choking turned to laughter.

James seriously has the most perfect smile I've ever seen

Ehem, that aside...

Andy was already on his second beer--like, seriously, slow down--and Danny and Ben had finally stopped play-arguing.

"Hey!" Danny said excitedly. "We should go to that place down the street! They're giving away furniture for free!"

Everyone stared at him.

"Okay, well, the furniture's on the side of the road and it has a price tag on it, but it's okay because no one will know the difference!"

Surprisingly, Andy said, "That sounds like a great idea!"

I gave them a weird look. "No it's not. It's a terrible idea."

"Fine, you all can be boring fucking squares!" Danny said, waving us all off. "Me and Andy are gonna get some free furniture!"