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This is not purely a chatfic, it does contain an actual plot and fictional writing.
Not all da bois are in this chat @-@
Swearing⚠️

You're dirty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Enjoy~

In the "The One Spike Manss" Group Chat

You:
bishhh
dis guy is hawtt
he prb good in bed
lookahim

You:bishhhdis guy is hawtthe prb good in bedlookahim

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You:
he be finee

???:
What. The. Hell?

???:
More like who the hell?

???:
That guy ain't as hot as me tho

???:
Someone just infiltrated our gc and that's all you're thinking about?

???:
Shut up
You're just jealous that I'm better looking then u

???:
Stfu shittykawa

You:
shit
wait
I'm drunk on mushrooms wth

???:
what????

???:
Call the cops

???:
yeah brb vro

You:
no no
noo
wait
yukiii

???:
WHO'S YUKI HAHAHAHHA?

???:
should we kick?

???:
nah its funny

???:
bro?

You:
I ate a mushroom and now im hallucinating
and theres blood everywhere
help :'(

???:
Oh MY GoD
cALL 911

???:
ffs we're not in America

???:
and shes prob drunk talking

You:
I need pads my period started
or tappons
tamponss 😰
get sum thx
aight imma sleep
luv u bby

???:
so uh..

???:
KICK?

???:
itll be super funny when she reads tbjs when sober

???:
you're an idiot

???:
iwa-chan you hurt me TT

???:
Ushijima-san tell him he's an idiot

???:
Oikawa Toru

???:
shit

???:
You should have come to Shiratorizawa

???:
stfu

tHe NexT dAY B)

The One Spike Mansss

You:
Holy shiz
sorry
to whoever ya'll r
hahahah
i definitely didn't do drugs
promise
‼️‼️

???:
HAHA npp

???:
so now with all due respect, can you leave this gc please?

???:
iwa-chan
i taught you better
how could you speak to a lady like that
wait lady right?

You:
lol yep
and yes I should leave

???:
yes

You:
But since you said it first
I dont wanna go already :p

???:
you do realize we can just kick you...

???:
I'M HINATA SHOYOU FROM THE CONCRETE

???:
did he just--?

???:
yes yes he did

You:
holy
wow
I'M (Y/N)
IM ALSO FROM THE CONCRETE
⁉️⁉️

???:
OIKAWA TORU
status, my lady?

???:
damn trashykawa

You:
single but i don't mingle
🥱🥶

Oikawa:
that is so... American ////

You:
that is so racist

???:
ohohoho this is so funny
i'm Terushima Yuuji
we defo gotto hook up k ;P

You:
sure
I bet youre that one dude with a weird piercing

Hinata:
wow

You:
lol where?

Teushima:

You:klknlknjvhyassmmhmm

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You:
klknlknjvh
yass
mmhmm

Terushima:
is that a date?

You:
no.

Hinata:
O-O

Oikawa:
lets keep her

Iwaizumi:
ahem...
yeah...

Ushijima:
...
You should go to Shiratorizawa

Oikawa:
TF

꒰๑˃͈꒳˂͈ ๑꒱ノ*゙̥

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