No, thank you (Draco Malfoy x male reader)

9

"Wake up!" Draco yells the next day. He starts chanting "Get up" and jumps on your bed, accidentally jumping on your legs.

"What." You groan as you bury your face in your pillow.

"Breakfast's ready!" He says, out of breath as he gets off your bed, as he's expecting you to get up.

You get out of bed, and force Draco out of the dorm so you can change into your Slytherin robe.

You get out of the dorm, only to see an annoyed Draco who had to change in Crabbe and Goyle's dorm.

"Did you really change in Crabbe and Goyle's dorm?" You say with an amused face, trying to hold in your laughter.

"It's your fault you kicked me out of my own dorm!"

"I had to! I would never change in front of you!"

"Why? I mean we both know what the um.." Draco circles around his crotch "Looks like!"

You smile because of how childish Draco is on the inside; although he tries to hide it and fails miserably.

"What are you smiling at? Forget it, We'll be late for breakfast." He says, dismissing the conversation you two just had.

As you two are going to the great hall, you spot Hermione. You tell Draco about her and run up to her.

"Hermione!" You yell.

She turns around with a book in her arms. "Oh, Y/N! Hi! Did you make any friends in Slytherin yet?"

"Yes actually, over there!" You point to Draco who seems bored.

"You're friends with Malfoy?" She says with a surprised tone.

"We aren't friends!" Draco yells, clearly embarrassed.

You walk up to Draco. "C'mon gal pal!" You say with a Texas accent as you put your arm around his shoulders. "Don't be afraid of who you are; and you are my friend!"

Draco attempts to get your arm off of him before he explodes of laughter, and fails. He laughs so hard he almost falls on the ground and you had to carry him all the way to the great hall with Hermione.

"Bye now!" Hermione says as she walks to the Griffindor table. Draco regained his balance and finally got over your legendary humor.

You two eat silently. Draco occasionally smiles out of nowhere as he's chewing; you knew exactly why. He was really cute when he smiled, he was your cute little idiot. 

You realize that it sounded like you were dating when you thought of that, and you make a sort of confused-disgusted face.

Draco notices the face you made. "Whatcha thinking of?" He asks with interest.

You quickly try to make up an excuse fast enough so it doesn't sound like you're lying. You end up saying "I thought of uh-where babies come from or something."

"Or something?" He says, not believing you. "C'mon gal pal! I'm yer best friend, aren't I? You can tell my anything!" He says, mocking your glorious joke. He chokes on his beef afterward so you help him reluctantly as he just mocked your humor.

"Never mind, but thank you!" He says after he choked on his poor beef.

As you were going to grab another meatball, the breakfast disappeared. You sadly walked to potions class with Draco. You entered the classroom and saw a strict looking professor.

"Don't worry about him, that's professor Snape! He's my godfather so he'll be nice to us." Draco said, sensing your worry.

You sit down while Draco goes to professor Snape and tells him something. 

"Hi!" You hear Harry from behind you. "Is this seat taken?"

"Yes, actually! But you can sit on the table next to me!"

"Who took the seat though?" Harry asked.

"Oh, Draco!"

"DRACO MALFOY?" Harry says, acting like Draco is a mass murderer or something.

"What's wrong with Draco?" You ask.

"He's really rude and mean!"

"Me?" Draco says from behind Harry. "By the way, That's my seat. Y/N, are you really friends with Potter?"

"Uh, yeah." You say, but it sounded more like a question.

"Honestly, I need friends who actually have good taste in friends."

"Y/N YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH MALFOY?" Harry asks, still acting like Draco is a mass murderer.

"Just shut up, will you scarhead?" Draco says, fed up with Harry.

"Y/N defend me!" Harry turns to you.

"Ehh.."

"Y/N!" 

"Well you did act like Draco's a mass murderer.. just be friends or something I don't like drama"

Snape talks over all of the chattering students, causing them all to go quiet.

Draco rips a paper from his parchment and opens up his ink bottle.