The Stupid Things Redwood and Serpent Do, Pts. 1-8

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by snowleopardamber
by snowleopardamber
                                    
                                              

                          Part one and then all the even numbered parts are by Amber, all the odd ones except part one are by me! 
                          Amber, Leopard, Serpent, and Redwood are all legally adults and live together in a hut in Possibility.

                          

                          Part 1
                          Amber: Leopard he did it again
                          Leopard: What?!
                          Amber: I know
                          Leopards: It like the fifth time this week
                          Amber: Yep, Serpent get I here!
                          Serpent: What?
                          Leopard: How many times do I have to tell you? When your taking a bubble bath, stop the water when it reached the top.
                          Serpent: But, I want to make a pool.
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                          Part 2 (living with insane dragons)
                          Redwood: Sometimes I feel like the girls think we're stupid
                          Serpent: Yeah
                          Redwood: I mean it's not out fault we didn't get the right ingredients
                          Serpent: Yeah
                          Redwood: Exactly, can you pass me the flower?
                          Serpent: Yep
                          *hands him the a rose*
                          Redwood: Thank you-wait.
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                          Part 3
                          Leopard: AMBER! THE MICROWAVE'S ON FIRE AGAIN! 
                          Amber: This one's not my fault, I swear!
                          Redwood, in another room: Serpent, hide me.
                          Serpent: What did you do?
                          Redwood: I was trying to make hot choco....oh hey leopard I'll just be going    now I have stuff to do!
                          Leopard, standing in the doorway with her arms crossed: No, go on. Explain to me what hot chocolate has to do with the WOODEN cup of chocolate chips with a spoon in it that I found in the microwave. 
                          Redwood: Well, you see, I...
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                          Part 4
                          Amber: I swear to the moons, Leopard if you get me out
                          Leapard: *slaps down a card*
                          Amber: Nooooo!
                          Serpent: I told you this was a bad idea to play a card game.
                          Leopard: I Dominated you!
                          Leopard: Bow down to your Queen 
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                          Part 5
                          Amber: Remember, Mist and Quickblade are coming over today, so you two need to be on your best behavior. 
                          Redwood, adjusting his tie: Right. Serpent, can you come help me find my tie?
                          Serpent: But you're...oh. Right. Yes. 
                          *they leave the room in a hurry*
                          Amber: But he's wearing his tie!
                          Meanwhile, in the bathroom
                          Redwood: Is that the last of the crickets?
                          Serpent: Yeah, but we still have to de-booby trap the...HOLY FREAKING CACTUS SPINES!
                          Redwood: Serpent, there's a cricket on your tail. 
                          Serpent, still swearing: YEAH, I CAN TELL! IT BIT ME!
                          Redwood: No, that was the toilet seat. It fell on your tail.
                          Amber: What is going on here? Redwood, why do you have a bag of crickets?
                          Redwood: Shoot. SERPENT, RUN FOR IT!
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                          Part 6
                          Amber: Leopard are we still going to the fancy restaurant 
                          Leopard: Yes
                          Serpent: I'm almost ready
                          Amber: Good-where Redwood
                          Leopard: Waiting for us outside
                          Amber: Well come on then
                          *they all go outside*
                          Amber: Alright Redwood let's go-
                          Random dragon: What?
                          Leopard: Well then if that's not Redwood, then who is it?
                          *Meanwhile*
                          Redwood: Guys I'm ready to go-hey where is everyone 
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                          Part 7
                          Amber: What are you not going to do while we're gone?
                          Redwood and Serpent: Attempt to make food or blow up the house.
                          Leopard: And why are you not going to do that?
                          Redwood and Serpent: Because us making food results in explosions and it's not okay to blow up the house.
                          Amber: We're not going to be gone long. 
                          *they leave*
                          Redwood: So, want to try out that science experiment we've been wanting to try?
                          Serpent: What could go wrong?
                          Meanwhile, with the girls
                          Amber: I have a bad feeling.
                          Leopard: Explain.
                          Amber: I feel like the boys have made a very bad decision. 
                          Back with the boys
                          Redwood: I think this is intended to be an outside experiment.
                          Serpent: I'm sure if we just put a poster over the scorch marks, it'll be fine.
                          The girls return
                          Amber: So, how did it go?
                          Redwood: There's good news and bad news. 
                          Leopard: Good news first. 
                          Serpent: We didn't explode the house. 
                          Amber: And the bad news?
                          Redwood: Let's just say, it's not smart to make a DIY volcano in the living room.
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                          Part 8
                          Amber: Serpent please, can you just be serious for once
                          Serpent; I'm always serious 
                          Amber: Really
                          Serpent: Yep
                          *Amber takes out huge book*
                          Serpent: Woah what is that?
                          *Amber turns to page 1*
                          Amber: All the non series things you've done.
                          Serpent: That can't possibly be mine
                          *Stares at the book*
                          Amber: Oh sorry, your right
                          Serpent: Oh thank goodness
                          *Amber puts the book back, and grabs an even bigger one*
                          Amber: This is yours 
                          

                          There will probably be more of these!