What My Brain Thinks At Random Times

The Stupid Things Redwood and Serpent Do parts 9-?

Once again, Amber and I were goofing off and we made these over text(because COVID sucks)

Also, Happy Easter to those who celebrate it! 

Parts 13-15 are a miniseries within these.

The odd numbered parts, I wrote. The even numbered ones are Amber's. 

Part 9

Serpent: So I had an idea. 

Leopard: I'm going to stop you there and do a preliminary check. On a scale of one to ten, what is the risk of injury?

Serpent: Two.

Leopard: Risk of explosion?

Serpent: Four.

Leopard: Would you tell Amber this idea?

Serpent:

Serpent: Fine, I'll return the monkeys.

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Part 10

Amber: What flavor of ice cream do you want?

Serpent: Lemon. 

Amber: What!

Serpent: Yeah.

Amber: You mean you don't want chocolate?

Serpent: No.

Amber: I can't believe you. 

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Part 11

Redwood: Okay, you know the plan?

Serpent: Fake water balloon fight inside, then once the girls start chasing us, we lead them outside, and kerblooy!

Meanwhile

Amber: Leopard, the boys are planning another kerblooy!

Leopard: Disablement plan A or B?

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Part 12

Amber: Ugh! I can't believe you!

Amber: Going to go have a popsicle.

*she storms off, leaving a trail of steam*

Serpent: Is anyone going to remind her?

Amber: *screams* There's popsicle juice all over me!

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Part 13

Amber: Why, when something happens, it's always you two?

Leopard, standing with Redwood and Serpent, all of whom are covered in red paint: Amber, this one was my idea.

Amber: Shush, I'm lecturing the boys.

Leopard, quietly, to the boys: Okay, team, paint bombs ready? FIRE!!!

*cue terrified shrieks of surprise from Amber, who is suddenly pelted with blue and green paint*

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Part 14

Amber: Time to get my revenge

She grinned

Then jumps onto Leopard

Amber: ha ha! You'll regret the day you messed, with Amber the mighty!

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Part 15

Redwood: Oh no, the general is under attack! What do we do?

*amber stalks toward him and Serpent, smirking evilly*

Serpent: WE RUN!!!!!!!

Leopard, fake weakly: leave me...run...save yourselves...

Amber: I didn't hit her that hard, did I?

*while Amber's distracted, the boys run for their lives*

That concludes the second set of Stupid Things the Boys Do. Leopard, signing off.