I walked into the living room, right where my friends were. All 3 of us, still waiting for another two more to come. We were goofing around. Like we always did. One of my best friends, Kyle slipped right beside me, sitting next to my friend Brandyn. The conversation began like this.
'Hey Brandyn~'
'....Hey Kyle...'
Kyle slid his form closer to Brandyn. I tried to stifle a giggle, but failed. I knew that Kyle was bisexual, but Brandyn was straight. I also knew that Kyle had a thing for Brandyn. My other best friend, Kimberley, came into the living room, unannounced as always. She tapped my shoulder. I let out a small scream, then covered my mouth. 'Jesus, Kimmie, knock next time, will you? I almost had another mini heart attack.' Kimberley giggled. I giggled. Silence.
'Hey Brandyn.....'
Brandyn was feeling uncomfortable, with Kyle's body pressed against his. He didn't answer.
'HEY BRANDYN! I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!'
Silence.
"HEY! LISTEN, BITCH!'
Silence.
"Fuck. I'll just ask you. Are you, gay for me?'
'What the fuck?'
'I said. Are you. Gay for me?'
'HELL. NO.'
I tried not to laugh. That was the hardest thing I ever had to do. Anthony, Kyle's brother, walked in with some marshmallows and Skittles. I reached for one.
'Hey Tony.'
'Sup Emmi.'
I nodded, chewing on the marshmallow.
'Well, I was walking and I saw Emmi reading a manga, that I assume had the title: SasuNaruwhatever that is. And so I asked Emmi what Yaoi was.' Kyle said, giggling a bit.
'And I said it was boyxboy love~' I giggled, too.
Brandyn sighed. 'Kyle. I do not, repeat, DO NOT, like you. In fact, I hate you so much that, when I see your face, I want to kill myself. So why would I be gay for you?'
Kyle blinked. 'Pffffft. just a simple question. If you were, would you be Seme or Uke?'
I sucked my breath, trying not to laugh. I glanced at Kimberley and Anthony. They too, were holding back giggles. Brandyn looked at Kyle. 'What the hell are you talking about you retard!?'
Kyle was blushing. 'Just a damn question....uh... would you suck it or pound it?'
'Kyle! Shut up!' Brandyn was breathing heavily.
'What? They're just innocent little questions~' Kyle retorted bitchily. 'Oh and, just another question for you. Bondage with tentaclesor tentacle rape?'
I held it in, trying my best not to laugh. I glanced over to Kimberley and Anthony. They were already bursting with laughter. 'Oh fudge, SHUT UP! Where the fuck is your damn off button!?' Brandyn's face was a shade of light pink.
'Shit. Stop freaking out and just answer my questions already, you spazz.'
'I prefer you NOT asking me these questions.'
'Too bad. Now which hole, mouth or- '
'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' Brandyn got up, ready to catch Kyle, but Kyle already started running. They ran outside the house, to god knows where.
'Now, let me narrate the rest of the story', I said to Anthony and Kimberley. They were laughing till their sides ached. So did I. 'Brandyn then chops Kyle's head of to the gay bar (And not the nice gay bar~), then Brandyn lived happily ever after...especially when I sent Kimmie to go retrieve Kyle's head~ Kyle was paralyzed and traumatized for the rest of his immortal life. The end.' I giggled. 'Come on, let's go for a movie, my treat', Anthony said. 'Yeah, sure' me and Kimmie both said.
