It was a beautiful day in the hood..I mean..Bikini Bottom. Spongebob just turned 18 and his parents wanted him out of the house. Spongebob was just chillin at his parents house playing games on his Xbox 360. "Sh*t!!! I always f**kin die!! Dis is why I don't f**k wit no Xbox nigga!!!" And then his parents walk in. "What y'all want??!!" Said Spongebob. "Listen son, can I be honest wit you? You need to get the f**k out." His dad said. "Why nigga? Wat I do?!" "Well first you don't do anything to support this family, and all you do is smoke seaweed and play Damn video games all day!!" His mom yelled. "Sh*t, I'll leave when y'all niggaz buy me a PS4, a pineapple house, get me a f**king pet snail, and a job." Spongebob replied. "Well Spongebob. .." his father got interrupted. "And another thing, my name ain't no damn Spongebob squarepants! It's BOBBY SPUNGE my nigga BOBBY SPUNGE!!!". " Well 'Bobby' we already hooked you up with a job at the Krusty Krab." "Wat da f**k is a krusty krab my nigga dat shit sound nasty as f**k!!!" "Its a fine eating establishment not too far from here." His mom explained. "Da f**k is an eating establishment?" Bobby asked "A RESTAURANT!!!" His parents both yelled. "Oh I aint know dat!" He said continuing to play his game. Then, his parents got mad. "OK THAT'S IT!! IF YOU DONT TAKE YO SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND GET THE FUCK OUT, IMA BEAT YO ASS EVERY FUCKING DAY OF YO GODDAMN LIFE!!!!!" His dad yelled at him furiously. And before you knew it Spongebob was gone. Spongebob was forced to live on the streets from now on. The nigga had to eat from the dumpster. He had to sleep in the woods. It has been a real struggle for him. Finally one week has passed. "Shit....how long do I gotta live here?? AHHHHH!!" Spongebob slipped on something. "Grrrrrrr... MAN FUCK MY LIFE!!! DA HELL I SLIPPED ON?!" he yelled. "Whoaaaa... " found a roll of $100000 (it's also what he slipped on). "Daaammnn!! All dis green!!!" He finally had enough money to buy the house he wanted: The Pineapple. Really the only reason he wanted to live there was because his homeboy Patrick lived on conch street too. After he got settled in Bobby realizes he was broke again. "Man, how da hell im bout to pay my bills now?!" He complained. He grabbed his laptop and walked into his room, and started searching for a job.
