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Me: Hey, sorry about yesterday, I kinda just ranted on and put my problems on you

SpongeBob: It's fine, it wasn't a big deal

Me: Ik Ik I just, I ugh, Idk I just don't like his comment. It made me pissed off as shit

SpongeBob: Well don't worry about it

SpongeBob: Legs play mfk

SpongeBob: Let's*

Me: Ok u first

SpongeBob: Ok ... that Luke Hemmingway guy, that Nash Grier guy, or me ;)))

SpongeBob: Idek half of those ppl

Me: Ok this is easy

Me: It's Hemmings btw

Me: Marry Nash, fuck Luke and kill you

Me: ;D luh u though

Nash Grier: I thought we had somethin special :(

Me: Guess not

Nash Grier: I hate you

Me: I love u too

Nash Grier: Shut up

Me: How bout no

Nash Grier: How bout yes

Me: How bout we both shut up and play a different game

Nash Grier: I have a joke

Me: I bet it sucks

Nash Grier: No it doesn't

Nash Grier: It's actually a riddle but whatever

Nash Grier: Ok so a guy rides his horse into town on friday. He stays three days and then leaves on friday. How does he do it?

Me: What the actual hell

Me: You can't, that can't happen. He would have to leave on Monday

Nash Grier: Nope

Nash Grier: You want to know?

Me: Well yea but I want to figure it out by myself

I looked up, picking up a piece of pop corn and throwing it at Louis from across my living room. "Go away," he whined, tapping away on his phone.

"No. I have a riddle and I need the answer to it," I told him, throwing another piece, watching it land in his feathery hair. "Ok listen, a guy rides his horse into town on friday. He stays three days and then leaves on friday. How does he do it?" I asked, reading off of my phone. He looks up, and furrows his eyebrows.

"His horses name was Friday. He rode out of town on his horse named Friday. How have you not heard that before?" He asked, picking the food out of his hair and throwing it back at me. I tossed it to the ground, and then gasped.

"I get it!"

Me: His horses name was Friday

Nash Grier: :( aw you got it right

Nash Grier: -_- who told you

Me: No one!!

Me: Why don't you believe me!

Nash Grier: Bc u couldn't figure it out and waited like five minutes to answer

Nash Grier: Are you with your friend Louis

Me: ;|

Me: Yea *sigh*

Nash Grier: I knew it

Me: Stfu

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