𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝗺𝐞𝗺𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝗼𝐟 𝐜𝗼𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝗼𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝗼𝗼𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝗺𝐞 𝐛𝐜 𝐢𝗺 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝗼𝐟 𝗺𝐞𝗺𝐞𝐬- 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝗼 𝐲𝐞𝐚. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝗼 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐫𝐭!
(Y/N) POVs
It was a Saturday luckily and me and the bakusquad (which you are apart of since bakugou is you bf) and w were at McDonald's. Yeah I know. I had pancakes, eggs (dry af might I add), and this flatsss, no booty ass, meat, or whatever the fuck it is. They others had other things that ain't care about since I was focused on MYSELF BITCHES- sorry mood swing.
"Bitch please, you eat like a pig." Bakugou said, my oh so lovely boyfriend.
"Bitch please, you built like one." I said and that seem to raise that anger bar of his because then he began screaming.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAYY YOU SEXT EXTRA!? ILL BEAT YOU CUTE ASS IN LEAS THAN A SECOND!" He yelled and I just smiled at him.
"Thanks you angry big fat baby, I'm oh so flattered!" I said annoyingly hugging him.
"UGH GET THE HELL OFF OF ME YOU DUMBASS!" Bakugou yelled and then I got off of him because this fat ass whore employee glared at me, which i of course sent back.
"You're fucking scaring when you glare at someone." Bakugou mumble (which you didn't hear).
"How was you guys food!" Mina yelled excitedly. Uraraka said it was good (bet she said that bc she didn't have to pay (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞) Denki said it was good while having eggs in his mouth and of course Bakugou yelled at him for that. Sero was laughing his ass off saying it was also good.
"Um, (Y/n) you got syrup?" Todoroki ask and (y/n) smirk which also scared Bakugou knowing exactly what she was finna do.
"(Y/n) you better not." Bakugou warned and (y/n) just did a small evil smirk that could scars Hades.
"Syrup?" (Y/n) ask looking in the bag which Todoroki nodded to. (Y/n) got the syrup and smiled sweetly at Todoroki before standing up and waking towards. Bakugou was already trying hide saying "he couldn't be seen in the damn table bc of what her shitty as was finna do".
(Y/n) put of the syrup container (ya know th one from McDonald's) and put it in Todoroki face and when he was finna grab it she snatched it back. "Oh god." Bakugou said facepalming.
"SIKKE! I LIED! YA PANCAKES IS DRY!" (Y/n) said shaking her head and snapping her fingers at her. By now, Iida was yelling at her, Momo rolled her eyes but smiled, Denki and Sero was wheezing already knowing what was going to happen, Mina and Kirishima also laughing but trying to hide it, Deku confused as hell same with Uraraka, and Bakugou hiding under the table.
"W-what?" Todoroki said confused at the girl's words and actions.
"Fawkisyoutalkingbout." Denki said fast whiling wheezing which caused Sero to almost pee his pants.
"A-A-Y YOU THOUGH YOU WAS GETTING THIS DOG? YA PANCAKES IS GONE BE DRY FOR LIFE!" (Y/n) said moving her hands and arching her back Turing away from him.
"RESPECTFULLY!" (Y/n) said sounding like a duck. By now Sero was on the floor trying to breath, Denki falling off his chair, Deku and Uraraka mad confused, Momo trying to hide her self since people where looking at them, Bakugou banging his head on the table, Mina and Kirishima clinging onto each other trying to breath, Iida yelling at (y/n) because of her childish acts, and Todoroki mad confuse.
When (y/n) got back to her seat Bakugou look at her with a some what proud smile but a glare.
"I swear you are a waking fucking meme."
"Don't worry Todoroki she did that to me last week!" Deku said trying to cheer him up and that's when Bakugou lost it and starting wheezing.
𝐢 𝐡𝗼𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮 𝐡𝗼𝐩𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝗼𝐫 𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝗼𝐞𝐬!
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