𝗼𝐤 𝐬𝗼 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝗺𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐫𝐭 𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢 𝐩𝐫𝗼𝗺𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝗼𝗼𝐝!𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝗼𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝗼𝐭 𝐲𝗼𝐮 𝐝𝗼𝐧"𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝗼 𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐤. ℎ𝑒ℎ𝑒. 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝗼 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝗼𝐟 𝐟𝗼𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝗼𝐥.
(Y/N) POVs
Today me and the girls (Mina my bestie, Momo, Uraraka, Jiro, Tsu, and Hagakure) are going to have a slumber party! And the boys are also having one to. So it's basically Girl Night and Boys Night at one night lol.
I was packing up my clothes since we all agree (even the boys) that it would last three days. We even agree that we would not leave the house, besides girl cravings. So I took all my favorite candy (Swedish Fish, kit cats, etc. and yours).
I was then going into Mina's dorm since we agree we would have it there (well she is the one who created the idea). When I arrived I saw all the girls there changing into their pjs. Bitch please I went to the store with my pjs on. I saw a karaoke section. I was totally gonna win in that one. A food section. And many other things but then I saw this fort that reach the roof.
When they all saw me they all scream and I scream with them. Then we all girl hug.
"I'm so glad you made it!" Mina said and all the others agreed.
"Of course I would dummy." I said and then we all basically went psycho.
Three hours later. (Sorry I'm a lazy bitch)
We were doing karaoke and it was turn. Mina was grinning like a fucking idiot and I lowkey got scared. Mina be coming up with some dumbass scary ideas.
"(Y/N) YOUR RAPPING TONIGHT!" She yelled and my face lost all its colors.
"Wha- wait wait! Why!" I said nervously and she just chuckle.
"BECAUSE BITCH YOU CAN RAP!" She said and it lowkey made me regain all my confidence. I look at her, dead in her eyes and I said:
"Bitch bring me the damn microphone" I said with a deadly smirk that scared Bakuhoe.
"ALRIGHTY THEN LETS START" Mina yelled and all the girls look terrified.
She handed me the microphone and then I went on the 'stage' that hade a stripper pole.
The song started and I started drinking my drink, it was alcohol that Jiro bought luckily. I place my drink down when I say the lyrics. Which met the rap part was finna start. And I got on the pull and I don't know what I did bc I was drunk.
"She actin like an addict, uh
Thicker than Andy Richter,
I met the bit in the six but,
Measurement was in the six, uh
I like the sight of the pickle,
I just got 'Morty & Rick'D', uh
He got me horny and ripped, uh
Like I just walked out the gym
And then bitches just gotta cause I took a Jim, (Jim~)
Give him job and he gave me a rim (rim~)
It was too long so he gave me a min (min~)
How was that possible?! Give me a Kim (Kim~)
I can't describe it, just give me a pen (pen~)
And why he in ya tummy but windin my wrist?
Turn him into a dummy cuz I got him a stiff
And watch they think it's funny till y'all get dick,
And turn into a zombie and swallow your clit (clit~)" and then I saw all the girls vibing.
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