why are you living in my head rent free - a ruv x reader i guess

daily routine

your friends went home bc ur boring.
so you were like "hmmmmmmmmm what do i do
i mean i have 70 late homework things i need to do...
but i'm not gonna bother doing it!! let's play frediy ngiert fonken!!!"
you hopped on your osu gaming chair
turned on ur 6 dollar computer and went to boblox.com
and joined your friends in funky friday
i lied you don't have friends
this isn't real
you aren't real
you're already dead
everyone's dead
just kidding
thenameyouhaveismine: 1v1 me on uhh bad apple insane if you win you get 3 thusnamrd bobucksx
iamurdreamgf: i need bobuxksxx skosjk
iamasaltyrussianboy: no you don't
iamasaltyrussianboy: shhhhhhhhhh
iamurdreamgf: 😡😡😡😡😡
iamasaltyrussianboy: sarv i'm gonna steal all your holy water jjstfujj 😎
iamurdreamgf: 🤨 hmmm
iamurdreamgf: wanna bet
iamasaltyrussianboy: no...
iamasaltyrussianboy: yes
you watched sarv and mr can't smile 1v1 and ruv won most of them lmao
note: ruv is staying in the guest room downstairs because how am i gonna progress the story and also you were watching him play like. behind him???? (do you say it like that idk)
"boo."
"OAHAIJOQJO"
"were you. standing behind me the whole time."
".... maybe"
"weirdo lmao"
"😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡"
"want an ice cream bar"
"sure ok"
"ok"
i gave ruv ice cream bar
"it is.. 5 am"
"i'm giong to sleeo nwow"
"ok"
"bye"
you left his room, thinking "why am i being forced to think russian man is spicey. someone save me"
and you stayed up for a few hours thinking about it
you had finally realized it.

that you're stupid!! (hardy har)