Alvin and the chipmunks; not like other girls

Ezekiel and the chipmunks

Ware gasped as she walked into the concert hall. Not because of the piles of dead bodies, but because of the heavenly music filllng her ears. The pop music she had expected wasn't there, instead it was vaguely german country music. It was beautiful. Ware averted her green periwinkle teal aqua blue grey green mossy sea color sea foam ocean breeze forest green blue orbs to the stage, and fell in love. On the stage were three little chipmunks with overalls and plaid shirts. They sang soulfully in their squeaky little voices, and a banner above the stage read "EZEKIEL AND THE CHIPMUNKS- LIVE AMISH TUNES FOR THE SOUL". They hasnt seemed to notice all the dead bodies, and Ware was so spiritually moved, she didn't notice either.

In the middle of the song, a man in the back with a large beard and patchy overalls came up. He smacked the smaller chipmunk on the head and broke the microphone over his knee. "ENOUGH STUPID SINGING KINDERS. BE RUHIG FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE OR ELSE GOTT WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS." What a lovely parental figure, Ware thought. The chipmunks were so lucky to have such a great parent. The chipmunks all started crying. "Onkel Elijah, please be kind!" Ezekiel said. Onkel Elijah then turned his eyes to the crowd, where Ware stood timidly with her beach blonde gold blond yellow silky king yellow golden straw golden silky hair. "Well we'll well" he said, stroking his chin erotically. "This is a lucky day for you, Ezekiel ." "Why" said Ezekiel . "BECAUSE YOUR WIFE IS IN THE CROWD YOU STUPID WORTHLESS BRAT" Onkel Elijah screamed, punching Ezekiel in the face and knocking out all his teeth (they grew back). Ware fluttered her eyelashes and blushed. Ezekiel started crying "ewww I don't wanna marry that ugly stupid stinky lame wench I'd rather die" "well you have to" Onkel Elijah said. Ezekiel went down from the stage and sucker punched Ware in the gut. He was so chivilarlus! Ware thought, blushing. He was definitely her Prince Charming. She giggled in delight to think of marrying him. "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT YOU STUPID UGLY DISGUSTING RAT" Ezekiel screamed then he tried to hang himself with the stage curtains to avoid having to marry Ware but they ripped and he fell to the ground and he started sobbing. Ware took off all her clothes in front of everyone and started giving him a lap dance to please her new husband but then Onkel Elijah zapped her with a cattle prod and said that she needed to be chaste until her wedding day.

THE NEXT MORNING

Ware woke up at 1am to milk the cow at the chipmunks barn. She then cleaned the entire house top to bottom and did all the laundry and cooked a huge meal and fixed everything and did all the chores. "Why do we have this worthless stupid englischer with us she doesn't even do anything" jebediah complained. He ate the entire meal she prepared and then smacked her across the face with a wooden spoon and demanded more. She started cooking again, apologizing for being such a burden. He farted in her face. She then beamed as her fiancé (ezekial) walked down the stairs. When he was reminded of her existence, he tried to beat himself to death with a kitchen chair but when he smelled jebediahs fart he fainted of the toxic gas.

(A/N OMG THE STORY IS PROGRESSING 😍😍😍😍😍 onkel Elijah is SUCH a good dad and Ezekiel is an amazing boyf 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I wish I had a man like that in my life #couplegoals)