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Love Child Theorists

(You)
HEAR ME OUT
MELISSA SHIELD IS DAVID SHIELD AND ALL MIGHTS SECRET LOVE CHILD

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hmmm
they are both blonde

(You)
AND
she do be quirkless
like All Might!!

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for gods sake (Y/N) hOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!?! -Izuku

(You)
everything.
you can't hide from me Izuku~

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who?? is??? melissa??

(You)
david shields daughter and secret love child of all might

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but they're both guys???

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maybe she was adopted by david shield

(You)
wow Kendo.
are you being hoMoPhoBiC 🙄🙄🙄😱😱😡😡

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what??? NO?!?!!
it is physically impossible to get a man pregnant???
that's where i was going with that?????

(You)
oh please
in a world filled with quirks and there's not a single one that can get a man pregnant?
hardly.

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surely someone would've come forward tho

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there's a lot you can hide when you're a top hero.

(You)
kendo i can see you typing
it's best to not ask about it

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...right

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no no
but
she?? calls??? him?? uncle might?????
he's definitely her father.

(You)
AND???
WHERES HER MUM HUH????
SHE LEFT
BECAUSE DAVID SHIELD WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ALL MIGHT.

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Does All Might even like guys?

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david shield is an exception

(You)
he gives me bi vibes

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you can't convince me they didn't date
try me.

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They didn't date.

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they dated.

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Hot damn he's good.

(You)
who tf says hot damn anymore

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*awkward cough*
Uh- um... clearly not me...
aNYWAY!
I don't know, someone else continue this conversation.

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plus??? given name terms?? ik it doesn't rly count for david shield but ya no

(You)
so we're all agreed that david shield and all might dated and melissa shield is their offspring?

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aye

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'offspring'

(You)
answer the question kendo 😃🔪

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Calm down Jamal.
And aye.

(You)
shoto, how's your secret love child book going?

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did you just grammar?
ew.

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I, personally, am feeling attacked.

(You)
why has god forsaken me in this treacherous land

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okay, tokoyami

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Okay, Kuroiro.

(You)
...

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...

(You)
we really need to get this tokoyami-kuroiro situation sorted out

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