Easy A *Larry AU*

chapter 2

Let me just being by saying there is two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.

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"George is not a sexy name. George is the name you want to name you teddy bear not scream out during climax." Nick said. "And by that you mean?" Mr. Simon asked.

"The stable and perpetuating end stage of a community. Why? What were you thinking?" I ask with a smile. "Same. I just wouldn't say it out loud. People might get the wrong idea." Mr. Simon said.

"Bye Mr. Simon." I said laughing. Mr. Simon is my favorite teacher. Although after all the trouble I've caused, I'm not sure if I'm his favorite student. Nick and I turn to walk away, but he grabbed my hand and stopped me.

"Why won't you come camping with me this weekend?" He asked pouring. "I have a date this weekend." I say. Here is where the trouble starts. "With who?" "You don't know him." I say.

"You don't either you selfish bitch." He says. "Yeah I do. He goes to college with my sister." I lie again. "Well then, what's his name?" He asks again. Nick is what you call a trouble starter.

I don't know why I didn't want to go camping. A little because I didn't want to spend a whole weekend with her. Another because her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met. And I live in. Doncaster.

*flashback*
We were all sitting in a circle at his house. His mum was naked and so was his father. "This is interesting." I say. "It's made from some plants in our garden." His mum says. "Do you want some desert?" His father asks. I look at the pipe he had in his hand. "No thank you. I'm trying to watch my figure." I say. "Well I'm not." His mum says as she leans over putting her upper lady parts in my face.

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After that I swore never again. So I lied and said I couldn't go because I had a date with a friend of my sister. "Let's face it. There's no sexy George." He said.

"Well mine is." I say walking off to the lunch room. "Fine. Don't come camping with us. Just known I hate you bitch. Now go get your chocolate milk." He said. "Do you want one?" I ask. "No." He said as we went to get our lunch.