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A/N: Happy April Fools Day for those who opened this chapter. I've already seen writers saying "I'm gonna discontinue my book" as a joke, which is totally fine, but I'm sure some readers are tired of that, so I decided to write a little chapter. This is totally not aimed at @kalon :p  Also, this chapter is on the short side. 

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3rd Person POV

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!?! THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY DOOR TO THE LAB!" Albedo screamed in frustration. 

Sucrose and Timaeus stood behind him and looked at all the arrows pointing to other doors that had the same piece of paper taped on them. 

'Door is broken, please use the other door.' 

"Mr. Albedo? Maybe we should come back later..." the timid female trailed off. 

"You guys can go back, I need this project done," the teal eyed male waved them off. 

The two students looked at each other before exiting. 

When they left, the duo heard laughs coming from their right. They turned and saw the Champions on the ground, holding their stomachs. 

"Umm, what are you guys doing here?" Sucrose asked. 

"It's April Fools Day today and we woke up early to put a bunch of papers like this around the door of the lab," Akihiko explained, holding a copy of the said sheet. 

"Ya, it's very funny!" Demonic agreed. 

"Mhm, it's not everyday where you see Albedo like this!" Satoshi grinned. 

"Oh? So that was YOUR doing?" the chief alchemist's rich voice was now tense and demanding.

"Heh, uhh, we can explain..?" the trio mumbled. 

The stoic male gave them a dead stare and slowly walked to them. 

"Shit, run!!!" they screeched. 

Sato made a smoke screen and the three ran towards their next victim. 

Mini time skip because Albedo banned them from the lab...

A very fancy letter, what could possibly go wrong? Kaeya thought the letter would be harmless. Instead, the envelope held a bunch of glitter with a small paper inside. The colors varying from red to pink and orange to purple.  If anyone were to enter his office, they would be greeted with a colorful surprise. 

The cavalry captain threw his head back and groaned at the small specs around his room. Grabbing a broom and dustpan, he slowly swept the glitter.

After about 15 minutes, he noticed the specs were not decreasing but increasing. Kaeya then heard soft giggles coming from his open window. He pulled the curtains and noticed Demonic hanging upside down. 

"Hi!" the mercury eyed male waved, his other hand holding a bag full of glitter. 

The navy blue hair male tried reaching for the bag, only to have it moved further away.

"Demonic, I swear if you don't give me that bag right now, I will kick you," Kaeya said with a fake smile, malice lingering in his tone. 

The ravenette gave a cheeky grin and tossed the bag into his friends office, watching as Kaeya's face turned into one of horror. 

"You did NOT just do that." 

"I did," Demonic stuck his tongue out.

Aki and Sato also hung upside down to greet the cavalry captain. 

"Good luck cleaning that up :D" 

The modern trio then flew off to their next prey. 

Kaeya looked at the mess in his room and sighed. Ruffling his hair, he picked up a stray piece of paper and immediately crumpled it up after reading it's contents. 

'Happy April Fools, loser :P' 

Another mini time skip cause Kaeya will never open another letter again...

Aether knew what day it was, April Fools Day. The blonde has been so cautious of everything, from flowers to his own food! He was starting to think that Teyvat didn't know about this day, making the golden eye boy relax. It seems he forgot about the Champions.

Did you know that glue is a great substitute? Especially transparent glue! You can make it look like water, hand sanitizer, almost anything! 

The modern trio decided to replace all the water in Aether's home with transparent glue. Since none of them were hydro users, they decided to ask Mona. The female was quick to disagree, but after seeing how much mora she could get, the mage quickly changed her mind. 

The outlander was out doing commissions, wondering why there were so many today. He had almost triple the amount he usually had! And it didn't help that he had Paimon complaining about her non existent muscles in his ear 24/7.  

Aether was so glad to be home so he could just shower and rest. The male quickly made his way towards his bathroom, washing his hands. The blonde then noticed that the water was not smooth and it was sticky instead. 

The golden eye male walked to his bathtub and turned the faucet part on, making a bunch of glue spurt out. With wide eyes, Aether quickly stood up and went to his kitchen sink. He got the same result. 

Knowing that he got pranked, the male sighed and went to a nearby water source to clean his hands. When he got back to his house, there was a single piece of paper taped to his front door. It read, 'Ha, get pranked! Happy April Fools!' 

Time skip cause Aether always double checks his water now...

After doing harmless pranks on unsuspecting victims, the isekai'd trio finally made their way home. 

"Ahh, today was a great day!" Akihiko yawned. 

"Ya, pranking so many people is easier than I thought," Demonic added. 

"We're Hu Tao 2.0 now," Satoshi continued. 

They walked into their house and went to make dinner. 

"Yo, who the fuck rearranged the utensils?" the masked person called out. 

"We were with you all day, stupid. It's not us," the short female rolled her eyes. 

"Hay, I'm gonna turn the fan on. It's hot in here," Demonic spoke from the living room. 

The male did as he said and then watched as confetti flowed down. 

"Who the fuck put confetti on the fans?!" he screamed. 

"Like Sato already said, it's not us!" the electro user retorted.

Satoshi opened the fridge, took a look inside, and slammed the door shut. 

"Holy shit, that scared the fuck outta me. Who in hell's name puts googly eyes on food?!" the ravenette yelled. 

As the modern trio argued among themselves, three males were outside, hearing the chaos that was occurring. 

"That was well deserved." Albedo spoke up. 

"Agreed, the glitter took me forever to clean up," Kaeya groaned, remembering the event. 

"At least your water wasn't replaced with clear glue.." Aether mumbled. 

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