I will soon die because, I am the last cow whisperer they have killed off the rest of us. They think we
are a weird because we care about the cows and all they want is milk, Burgers and steak. We need
cows to because they give us food and they give us clothes. I AM THE BARNYARD QUEEN. I AM
THE RULLER OF ALL COWS. They are my people, that is why I am the cow whisperer. I have
loved cows since I was in the 8th grade. My teacher asked me what my name is and what my favorite
thing is and I said “I am Moriah and I like cows” the after that the cows just came to me I could tame
even the most wildest of cows. They would come to a halt when I said “I like cows” then they were as
nice as a kitten.If only I could of got more people to join the church of cows. But they all thought I was
insane. But the few who did follow me had the time of their life. We all smoked the magic grass given to
us by the cow gods. It was sweet and it tasted like a marshmallows and smelled like my 8th grade
hallway. We all loved it we had a blast but the only problem was that it made us crazy hungry after
words. But that did not matter because we got to know more and more what the cows wanted from
their owners. And so they have to kill me now. But I know it and I’m not going down without a fight
they can try but they will get hurt in the process because I am moriah ruler of all cows. Once they try to
kill me I will have my cows to help me and then I will be the most awsomest ruler ever we will have milk
and we will have grass and I will kill the bad guys and I will eat stakes and burgers from McDonalds.
We will all moo in a field full of greener and sweeter grass than ever before because the cow god will
bless us with the magic green grass. And so the cows will help me but they too must smoke the magic
green grass. So they can fly with us. The gods said if we smoke the magic green grass we will all fly. We
all are flying now we are living now as we eat the evil people and the evil cows so now we live forever
in the magic green meadow with the magic green grass.
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The story of my Life as Cow Queen... MOO
Non-FictionIt is a short story I wrote in middle school. It is stupid and made to make my friends laugh and be happy. But it is a true story. All HAIL QUEEN MORIAH!!! QUEEN OF THE COWS!!! SHALL WE ALL MOO IN HARMONY! MOOOOOOOOOO MOOOO MOMO MOO MOOOOOO! <3 l...
