How the zodiacs will kill you

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Aries: Burn you in the back of their garden.

Taurus: Shoot you in the head, they don't want to gain a lot of attention.

Gemini: Ponder for a while if they really want to kill you, confuse you with a lot of words, then tie you up and talk some more, until they finally decide on a way to kill you.

Cancer: In your sleep, with a kitchen knife.

Leo: Leave various cuts and wounds, probably take you away from a party and kill you in one of the rooms.

Virgo: Poison your drink or your food.

Libra: Visit you at night, together with another Libra, overpower and strangle you.

Scorpio: In some very painful way. Pull you into a dark side alley, tie you up and gag you, playing with you for hours.

Sagittarius: Probably with their bare hands. Bash your head against a something until you die.

Capricorn: Drown you. Trust me, they will find an opportunity to.

Aquarius: Anything VERY creative. Maybe they will lock you in a room and forget that they did for a while, before they get rid of you.

Pisces: Would talk you into committing suicide with them, but not do it, instead watch you die.

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